I think the numbers are decades

Roger doesn’t do push ups, he pushes the earth down

And therefore?

… A WITCH!

A steelogram of kilo is feather than heaviers

No, it’s called the Jesus nut because if it fails, only Jesus can save you now.

Does this have anything to do with Matrix encrypted chat protocol?

Yeah, looks like it scans everything in your browser. How Orwellian.

(Not sure, but probably)

Vimes picked himself up off the greasy cobbles and stared at the Librarian.
He was experiencing something which had come as a shock to many people,
usually in much more unpleasant circumstances such as a brawl started in the Mended Drum when the ape wanted a bit of peace and quiet to enjoy a reflective pint, which was this:
the Librarian might look like a stuffed rubber sack, but what it was stuffed with was muscle.

how original, never heard that one before

This would be trivial to create manually. AI generating this is a waste of electricity, and a waste of prompts if you’re on free trial. Why?

The phenomenon is called Gell-Mann amnesia

The loneliest goat sees the last sunset last

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Most of the ones out there are weird, anti-configurable systems like mobile phone OS.

The only ones that really seem like “the future” in my eyes are Nix and Guix.

And I’m not going to use those because I already have a good setup with my conventional distro (Debian). Anything less than absolute perfection will not get me to switch.

Nix is imperfect because it uses systemd. Guix is imperfect because it has a smaller selection of packages, and a more difficult configuration system.

Swarm shooter, reverse bullet hell, or enemy hell

I’d just like to interject for a moment…

I didn’t know chess had airstrikes

Upvoted solely for the last line

Everything here reminds everyone of that.

It wasn’t anything big that caused me to switch. It was just a general feeling of “oh, maybe I’ll switch” and annoyance at Windows, and then I got a new SSD.