FartsWithAnAccent

What kind of asshole inflicts more Jared Leto on the world?

Boo! Get off the stage HDMI Forum!

What would you need a blanket for when you’ve got a fort?

Booo! Use Calvin & Hobbes instead of this fascist shitstain.

I think I’m gonna hURL

Google: We love killing the things you love.

Hmm, have you tried wearing a fancy hat?

I haven’t noticed any slowdowns with Firefox and Ublock Origin.

Eagle > Bic, just saying.

I was today years old when I learned that networked wrenches were a thing.

Looks like she’s an actual author. Couldn’t tell you if OP is mad at them or not though.

That’s because crack is whack: Everyone knows Jesus was an Ecstasy guy.

This is going to be how I order iced coffee from now on.

When you use necromancy to summon a level 12 skeleton to help you decorate…

They do suck, but the GOP is significantly worse in every way: It’s all about the least shitty choice in the United States which is why we need ranked choice voting so badly.