“All these people saying they know people who’ve died in car accidents are talking bullshit. I drive every day, and I’ve not died.”

Dickhead.

Takes me back to the good old days of Back Orifice and other “admin tools”. Simpler times.

He’s a bell end. He’s always been a bell end. I had the dubious pleasure of meeting him when I was working as a games press outfit’s tech monkey over a decade ago at Gamescom in Cologne.

Every other word out of his mouth was a business buzzword, he’s smarmy and smug, my skin crawled the whole time he was present.

It looks like he’s as high on his own farts now as he was back then.