FunkyMonk

I loved the end, you can also beat his whole fight by waiting like a month between saves and he dies of old age. The exploding wheelchair though where you can just rando snipe him was beauty.

I really love Kojima for this, many bosses are but in there as a story moment to Warf you down and show you just what you have to build up to fighting. But on NG+ or if you just are really fucking amazing some of those intended to lose battles can be won and the boss will react appropriately like “WHAT?! IM GETTING THE STORY GUN NOW HOW DARE YOU BEAT ME BEFORE I CAN MONOLOGUE BALWAKJLAHKLWA” and even say so on the following events like “YOU WONT BEAT ME WITH MY MCGUFFIN”. But yeah I’m so sick of the ‘have to lose to this guy so you have a grudge, trolololo’ mechanic too.

Wh-Where are the jumper cables? This feels not fake which feels wrong for a greentext.

During one of the big wildfires I was trying to get from work to home through and wait to see if we need to evac I played Rivers in the Desert from persona 5 soundtrack the whole drive on loop.

For kidnapping maybe Slipknott.

So thats why all the servers are completely looted of daily and weekly challenge items… But uh yeah this is a crap game, Fallout 2 is the best fallout.

and we go 20 miles in the snow both ways to touch said grass, because I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time.

Greed of trying to find ‘a sucker’ someone who will empty the wallet for a flash and a trick. So you get allot of games where the chief motivating factor is trying to copy someone else’s grift and land a whale.

oh shit we making shit up? ARMORED CORE 6 WAS SEPTUPPLED S.

you cant just blindside job creators with that, think of the neppies /s

lisa needs braces, DENTAL PLAN…

Really? I take the opposing stance because i’m BUILT DIFRENT, get tilted other sentience, trolololo /s

Dota was the OG anyway, LOL coined the term MOBA to shift focus that they stole their gameplay mechanic from one dude, icefrog.

DRM Battery, you can only refill it the X amount of times that is paid for. Don’t worry you can have it serviced for an exorborant fee, that will become another subscription.

Didn’t USA come up with both characters? One in the 1930s and one now? More of a sign of the times I say.

Stay Pufft Marshmallow Dude.

The Road.

Yeah Yeah I do have some of those, where you parked again you say?

You had me till the BuY AnOthER OnE, Pay me imaginary strawman. I do love bikes though, so do the fuckers that keep taking mine.

right into the spit pond.

Whats ridiculous is your body can just NOPE NOT GOING TO BE A BODY GOING TO BE CANCER. Wait what were we talking about? Exestential feelings of death barbie?