Hence “mission accomplished”

You’ve never set foot outside of a city or had any contact with the people who produce your food, have you?

The Machines in our timeline discovered that we would instinctively reject their artificial world if it wasn’t stupid enough.

What about us braindead slobs?

/s?

Because I’m pretty sure you just described the capitalist present.

That’s a dude playin’ a dude disguised as another dude.

You’ve gotta drop another one for her

I can’t quit Alpha Centauri because “Dont go. The drones need you. They look up to you”

Quick LSD anecdote: LSD literally reminded me what actual happiness feels like. I’ve struggled with depression for much of my life and had a stretch of about a decade where my mood never rose above the level of “meh” and was often much worse than that. LSD filled me with joy and allowed me to feel happiness again even after I came back down.

For that reason I will forever be an LSD advocate.

Already exists. The Peloton subreddit has a guide on rooting your bike and installing custom apks.

Reform abolishment

That works for “righty tighty, lefty loosey” as well

Those blue guys don’t even make the top 20 deadliest jobs

Pizza guy here, the best way to show gratitude is with a large gratuity.

It’s actually Steam with fewer steps, because you can select the individual games that are in the packs rather than having to remember which game is in which pack while you’re hosting a game night.

Political infighting on pseudonymous forums isn’t a science.

It’s a art.

Freedom of speech covers what comes out of a mouth not what goes into it.

He was cum drunk, that’s why he couldn’t shoot straight, lousy gooner.

That’s what the price is reduced to if you buy one with a pair of full-priced shoes.

If the situation were reversed and Biden was the one who got grazed I’d still mock the ear bandages, because they’re stupid. You could just as easily wear an orange ribbon for mass shooting/ gun violence awareness.

A bullet nicked his ear BFD. How about solidarity for Corey Comperatore, the guy who actually died at the event?

If Harris got cancer Republicans would mock her for it. Don’t pretend otherwise.