Also, this is just a really negative set of statements. “I DON’T want X, Y, and Z.” Even giving anon a pretty big benefit of the doubt and assuming they didn’t state it like “No fatties,” they aren’t really saying what they want in a partner, just a bunch of standards by which they would judge somebody.

The search for a romantic partner should involve more positives than negatives. You should have ideas about what things you like in people and yourself, and what interests and activities that you’re passionate about and would like to share with someone. If you start with a laundry list of things that you don’t like, that’s not just going to be off-putting, it’s going to be limiting you to thinking only in those terms, rather than finding something that brings you joy, and finding someone that has that in common with you.

“You’ve got a little schmutz on you” just feels like the right way to tell people there’s an unspecified substance on them.

PLEASE ADOPT VERIFICATION CAT TO CONTINUE

“To prove that you are human, donate $$$ to Doctors Without Borders.”

“To prove that you are human, register to vote.”

“To prove that you are human, adopt a pet from the local animal shelter.”

Did you catch all-despising baby skull last night?

Humanity truly is a species built on community and mutual support.

See also: Lana Parrilla in Once Upon a Time

Okay, more I’m legitimately interested. All this time I’d assumed that the voice was a clever manipulation of the chiptune tech to make it sound like a human being. But it was actually just a dramatically compressed audio clip? That might be even more impressive.

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Mine was SKI OR DIE, and young me was very impressed. If anything, I might actually be more impressed now by the ingenuity in tricking chiptune technology into sounding plausibly like a human voice!

In any sane society, closing a private prison would be cause for celebration.

I’m curious: what would that mean, within Brazil’s borders? Would they be able to prevent Starlink from being used? Broadcast a Starlink jamming signal over the whole country? Or turn it into a diplomatic issue, with the US State Department getting involved?

wave of nostalgia

Assuming of course that this is even slightly real, I might guess that OP used to get Denny’s hot chocolate with his parents as a small child or something like that. Sense memories can hit you hard, and you might not even necessarily realize what the cause of the wave of emotion is.

Not to mention the security that comes from being able to not pay if you get scammed for whatever reason. I paid for a course at a community college with a credit card, but then my schedule changed so I tried to cancel the class before it even started. The college gave me a whole runaround, and whether it was willful or just simple incompetence, I wasn’t able to get a refund. So I called my credit card company and explained the situation to them, and they resolved the whole thing for me. Sometimes even mentioning that you’ll refer such a problem to the fraud department at your credit card company is enough to get someone to back down and give you a refund.

Credit cards have issues, especially if you have problems with using them responsibly, but that’s one particular way in which they can save you a lot of headache.

First devouring all of Fantasia, now this.

The lord took her away from me

No he didn’t, you irresponsible fuck. Your reckless killed her. If you had been watching the road and driving at a safe speed, she’d be alive right now. A stalled car on a straight road shouldn’t present an unavoidable obstacle for a car driving at or under the posted speed limit. Take some ownership of your own mistakes before you start trying to blame the almighty for your fuckups.

Cybernetic Pole Dancing

Via NightCafe

Prompt:

(Hajime sorayama style:1.2) (masamune shirow style:1.1) (gleaming chrome robot futuristic muscular trim athletic acrobatic:1.1) (wearing Olympic gymnast leotard unitard:1.0) (pole dancing mallakhamb professional competitive championship:1.2) (pole sport:1.1) (vertical pole dance:1.1) (inside a futuristic Olympic stadium with judges:1.0)

And you only need to maintain one pot of coffee at a time, saving space and equipment.

Jojo Rabbit (2019)

Jojo Betzler: What’s going on out here?

Yorki: The Russians, Jojo. They’re coming. And the Americans from the other way. And England and China and Africa and India. The whole world is coming. Help me with this ammo.

Jojo Betzler: And how are we doing?

Yorki: Terribly. Our only friends are the Japanese. And just between you and me, they don’t look very Aryan.

Woah Momma!

Made with NightCafe. Evolution from this image (direct descendant from bottom right)

Prompt: “(Johnny bravo a muscular man with a large blonde pompadour opaque black sunglasses wearing a black t-shirt:1.2) (flexing his muscles and playing an electric guitar:1.1) (standing on a mountain of skulls with an erupting volcano in the background:1.1) (frank frazetta Boris vallejo heavy metal album cover painted art style:1.1)”