Oh, it was about States’ Rights.

States’ Rights to have slaves. That last part gets ‘em every time.

So humor me here for a sec. Let’s say Jesus DOES come back and those 4%’ers hit their bets - what are they gonna do with their winnings? Take them to Heaven?

Trump eventually betrays everyone who trusts him.

FTFY

Well shit, when I give it clear instructions it just up and forgets, instead making up its own reality what SHOULD we call it?

Turns out it’s not.

Fuck I hate this timeline.