This will be better than TES6, guaranteed.

I love Pyre, its the only game I’ve ever 100%'d. A lot of people consider it supergiant’s worst game, but it’s my #1 favorite game. If only the multiplayer had online play, I’d consider it perfect.

Hell yeah, good for them

We were ROBBED

Couldn’t we send out two devices in different directions, wait a decade, have them shine light at eachother simultaneously, record when they receive the light, then send the times back to earth?

General Ludd had some good points tho…

This sucks, because smartphones could be such fantastic tools in a classroom. Not that I’m under the illusion that they’re being used in any sort of productive way (or even would be), I was once a kid scrolling through shitposts and memes in class. But having all of the textbooks in one place, the ability to record lectures and whiteboards for later review, and automated schedule management would’ve definitely made my high school education a lot smoother.

what the fuck i don’t even own a dishwasher, why did i watch all of this

For context, we’re playing an elder scrolls RPG in my tabletop group. We’ve been meeting the various leaders of cyrodiil. They were handing out cute quests like “hey, can you grab some authentic akaviri swords folded over a million times then dropped in a hole in the ground for me?” and “pls help, I think my goober son is getting into a mischief.”

The count of skingrad just straight up officially sanctioned a murder in the streets of a vigilant of stendarr.

The problem with condoms though is that they suck. Like, ugh, I’ll put on the toque of shame but stopping a frisky moment to apply birth control is just plain annoying.

Give me the swim team hiatus pill I can take before getting the penis brain, please and thanks.

i have a funny idea, what if we dont do this instead

Papa nurgle smiles upon mankind, i guess.

fuck yeah little armadillo, do your thing

What possible use case is there for this that isn’t a felony of some description?

its working again lol

ah hell, time to start another brewery farm.

Oh cool. Where’re the country communities to conspire?

It’s just generally really shallow. The emotional states was a good idea, but they didn’t actually do anything interesting with it. A lot of the strides they made in asset customization in 3 were left behind in favor of… nothing, i guess? You have a hundred different interactions between sims, and they can all effect the tone of the conversation… but that doesn’t actually matter at all (To be fair, they did introduce lingering sentiments from conversations later, which was a good idea that just needed expansion).

Build mode is alright, but the furniture is a linear progression system which is annoying. You might want a modern looking bed to go with your big city apartment, but the numbers say you actually should want a wooden Princess Cordellia bed. Maybe you want metal stools for your bar? Nope, Princess Cordelia. But what about your dining chairs? Say it with me. Princess Cordellia. You can just ignore the numbers if you want, but there’s not much else to spend money on.

At the end of the day, it feels like you’re just giving up a lot in exchange for half-baked, overpriced, and uninteresting additions.

I was pretty into 2 and 3, and I’m definitely not burnt out of the genre or anything, but I just can’t work up the interest to really check out another The Sims after 4.

i want to see mr president embrace the satsui no hado and do a Raging Demon.