Fucking headlines are getting stranger by the day.

So, grand theft auto, right? Jail time?

Right…

Edit: Holy shit! He didn’t “take it”, the fucking EMS took him first! WTF?!

Op, wrong movie, but it’s okay.

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It looks like the EM-50 Urban Assult Vehicle from “Stripes”. Would love to have a refurbished one. You know, without the poop exhaust.

I want to flip the cameras the bird when I’m driving by but when I see them they are on my side of the road and pointing the wrong way…

Hot and ready ,I’m gonna guess…

I was way off. Seems to be an urban legend from Bristol. U. K.

There was some guy I want to say in Wisconsin that worked at a zoo. Collecting parking fees for like 30 years and kept all the money. And got away with it. Nobody knew who hired him evidently, nobody did.

We’ll be watching…

“They are the same picture”

If they live in Florida, it tracks.

How many people are going to sue because they tripped and fell on their face?

Wait, never mind. Don’t take my idea…

I hope he swallowed some of them diamonds!

Time to invest in some CC cameras.

I’ve been trying to talk my wife out of using the them, hopefully this will. Good luck.

Hope they had enough litter boxes and doggy pee pads.

Alright, alright, okay.

She can’t or isn’t supposed to? Because I’m pretty sure she can. Less her arms are broken.

Ok, they used the wrong word. Probably should have said execute.