Oh no, we’re out of letters!

Too proud to say “I don’t know, I’ll look it up and tell you tomorrow”.

It will historical, just you wait

Your mom went by an airport while pregnant, and just the proximity is enough sometimes

I had arch, it never broke on me for no reason. Sometimes the pacman wouldn’t update because of some weird keyring issue, but that was about it. Then my Logitech mouse randomly stopped working and I tried everything. Then I hopped distros to see if it worked better and that didn’t help. Now I’m on opensuse

You dust your sails?

They’re faster, stronger, wiser, can do impossible stuff and magic. It only makes sense

VLC player with mpv

No, no, there’s /home and stuff you need not worry about

You need quite a bit of fiddling to get everything set up, and then it just works

I think he meant Bush for saying that Christmas shopping was a patriotic duty

Being a millionaire and a psychopath are good reasons

Smoked every day and had some edibles with a friend. After it kicked in, it took about half an hour before we were way too high, went inside and were knocked out. For a random person experiencing that without knowing what they’d taken, they’d definitely think something was wrong. Maybe panic time instead of chilling on the couch and sleeping it off.

No same sex marriages because of historical accuracy, but of course a bear married to a horse could rule the Holy Roman Empire.

Not sure if this is Crusader Kings or not

The initial startup requires a bit of reading and then a few minutes every day pouring out a bit of starter and mixing flour and water

Nah, he has way better clothes than me

Yeah but we’ve only used text for years now, so go doodle your features

My dumbass friends who work in tech thought IRC was too much of a hassle. So we ended up on dickschord

Your tax dollars at work 🔫