Karyoplasma

Mild side-effect, don’t worry about it.

Somnambulism actually would explain anon’s terrible sleep tho.

The “you are an idiot” one with the pop-up that runs away from your mouse cursor was hilarious.

LLMs are not supposed to understand, they are supposed to pretend to understand.

“Cart returner” is not a job. It’s a thing regular employees have to do because some folks choose to be lazy. If everybody would return their carts, these employees would simply work on other shit in the store like cleaning or re-arranging misplaced items. Leaving the cart does not create jobs, it makes existing jobs more tedious.

It’s not that they’re morons, it’s that they don’t care shit about others or the future of others. And that’s why they are rich, intellect plays only a very little part in that equation.

I checked my wiener and didn’t find any bots. You might be onto something

Why would insufficient chatgpt credit raise an error during json parsing? Message makes no sense.

There are dozens of us, dozens!

So if I download a movie and use a voice changer to change all the dialog to sound like the donkey from Shrek, I should be good.

In China, tipping is considered insulting because you are implying exactly that: that they are incapable of running their business without your donation.

Pretty sure my splitting maul would cut my steak, the plate it’s on and the table below. Don’t listen.

From today:

Complete bullshit, it’s from a Katy Perry interview.

So, I’m not the best passenger on air planes, I usually just remain in fetal position for the duration of the flight.

I was taking a flight to Shanghai with Air China and it was a relatively smooth flight. I was in unusually good spirits, even managed to watch a movie. Then we landed. After touching ground the whole plane was flashing in red lights. It took me like 2 minutes of erratic panic to realize that they were displaying a waving Chinese flag on the screens and thus it was flashing red. Should’ve fucking given me a heads-up, man.

Human tastes like pork, so that’s what they taste like.

I should try that when dating to see how long it takes for a court order to arrive.

I sometimes open the official YouTube app and set it to autoplay and mute while doing dishes, so they can be happy that I watched their fucking ads.

I fear that at some point the feds will knock to make sure I’m not distracted while an ad plays.

Yes, 1 star.

I regarded it as a potential evidence for my unfounded and highly debateable hypothesis that the dialect we speak in the region is not in fact a dialect, but its own language.

I’m a German native who studied linguistics (ok, computational linguistics with a minor in phonetics and phonology), but I basically only speak my regional dialect well. I was visiting a friend in Berlin once and a stranger in a bar complimented me that I “speak good German for a foreigner”.

Missouri. The capital is Vienna.