Every time I go to fact check this stuff because it has to be a joke it turns out to be true. I think I must be in the upside down.

Wow, thanks, that’s quite the honor. I hope I can live up to his legacy.

Mostly the Sacramento River

Can we rapture them all up so I can get some peace and quiet?

There’s a reason I live in a van out in the boonies

The bombings will continue until morale improves

At least dead kids are giving value to the shareholders

/s

The article about crappy ads wants me to turn off my ad blocker, lol

Terminator was a documentary

Damn, beat me to it. As a former cook, I support this message.

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I thought Reddit was just bots talking to other bots

We left Digg for Reddit, then they enshitified Reddit so we went to the fediverse and now they want to bring Digg back. The turd just circles the toilet bowl endlessly.

Let’s explore the ethical treatment of toasters

Yes, please quit

Ecorp

You are now on the list of domestic terrorists

Poor people, naturally

🤣

I need to get started on my fallout shelter