

Imagine if instead of Rosebud, he said “Citizen Kane.”
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Imagine if instead of Rosebud, he said “Citizen Kane.”


It’s gonna have soulslike melee combat?



Uh oh. Now they don’t have the funding to keep AIDS out of the cinnamon.


“Why don’t you just trust me that I was born January 1, 1900?”


1984: Elite
1985: Ultima 4
1986: The Legend of Zelda
1987: Final Fantasy
1988: Mega Man 2
1989: TMNT & Golden Axe
1990: Secret of Monkey Island
1991: LOZ: A Link to the Past
1992: Wolfenstein 3D
1993: Doom
1994: X-Com: UFO Defense
1995: Chrono Trigger
1996: Duke Nukem 3D, Diablo
1997: Goldeneye 007, Final Fantasy 7
1998: Ocarina of time, Half-Life, Metal Gear Solid, and Starcraft
1999: Planescape Torment, THPS, GTA2, Unreal Tournament, System Shock 2, Smash Bros, EverQuest, Homeworld, and Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver
2000: Deus Ex, Diablo 2, The Sims, Baldur’s Gate, and Majora’s Mask
2001: Halo, MGS2
2002: Vice City, Morrowind
2003: Wind Waker, KOTOR
2004: San Andreas, Half-Life 2, Halo 2, and WoW
2005: RE4, God of War, Shadow of the Colossus
2006: Bully, Wii Sports, Saints Row, Just Cause, and Dead Rising
2007: Bioshock, Portal, TF2, and Mass Effect
2008: Fallout 3, MGS4, and GTA 4
2009: Demon’s Souls, Arkham Asylum, Prototype, Borderlands, L4D2, and Minecraft.
2010: Red Dead Redemption
2011: Skyrim, Dark Souls, Portal 2
2012: Dishonored, Far Cry 3, Xcom: Enemy Unknown
2013: GTA5
2014: Dark Souls 2
2015: Bloodborne, MGS5
2016: Stardew Valley, Dark Souls 3
2017: Breath of the Wild
2018: RDR2
2019: Sekiro, Death Stranding, and Fallen Order
2020: Hades, HL: Alyx
2021: Disco Elysium
2022: Elden Ring
2023: Baldur’s Gate 3 and Tears of the Kingdom
2024: FF7 Rebirth and Helldivers 2
2025: Expedition 33 and Hades 2
2026: Nothing has come out this year that I truly appreciate. Yet. Most of the ones I want to try I haven’t played yet.


From one of the other articles about this I read, they are seeing the same data but interpreting dumbly. They aren’t seeing the kind of explosive sales they want during the period the games are locked to the Playstation and it doesn’t pick up after they release it to other platforms because the hype train has halted by then.
Why they think just dropping other platforms will help more than simultaneously releasing them everywhere is pretty silly when that is their reasoning.


Also fuck news sites that get 100% of their info from Reddit without verifying if any of it is even true.


I find this 15 minutes after the article has been updated saying “lol jk they’re not actually making a NV remaster.” 😮💨


In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and is widely regarded as a “bad move.”


Is it just walking that makes it Strand-like or does it also need fights against ghosts and/or Mads Mickkelsen?


I do feel slightly bad for the dev team. A lotta stuff outside their control spun things out of hand; but I also don’t think it would have had any success regardless of the whole situation. At least what happened got it some attention and gave it a chance.


Hey… At least it lasted longer than Concord. 🤷♂️


Kinda related, about a week ago I finished all these video essays from a particular channel that covers obscure late 90s/early 2000s point and click adventure and survival horror games and started thinking about a game called “D” and started looking for similar videos on that game without being able to find much.
Yesterday, not really looking for anything in particular I see an hour long video about “D” popup in my front page… And it was the freaking GameGrumps. Like, no hate or anything cuz I do like the guys, but cmon. I wanted an essay going into detail about the history of the game (because it has a pretty gnarly origin story) and the universe seemed to have heard me asking, but monkey pawed my ass. 😞


Maybe. But it will be funny for a little bit when the data starts showing the average age of a Californian is over 200 years.


Because it’s not that crazy or authoritarian and is basically what most websites already do to “verify” you age (which is to say nothing but asking you your age). But the onus is now being put on OS makers, with an additional clause to build an API for other developers to access so they also can “know” a user’s age.
The law does not require photo ID uploads or facial recognition, with users instead simply self-reporting their age
Where’s Takistan? Did you mean to say “Where’s a taco stand?” Down the block, on the corner brah.


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