Oh Yeah I’ve had those. I had one where I would wake up, go about my day, realize I was dreaming and start the whole loop over. I think I looped four or five times. Each time I “woke up” I was somewhere else and carried on like I had always lived there. Was wild.

Thats… why I’m here.

Don’t worry, Microsoft will hide it in an obscure group policy so domain admins can disallow the “feature”. That ensures that mom and pop shops who can’t afford a full time security team still get targeted by their software.

I think different people enjoy different social media types. I don’t really “get” microblogging either but there’s no denying its hugely popular.

Yeah kinda! My pixel is still going strong, but I kind of feel forced to get rid of it now. I would much prefer to just flash a new ROM and get a few more years out of it. The hardware is (still) really good for the performance I expect out of my phone.

Eh. Maybe I’ll get a new phone, wipe this one and use it for traveling.

Why? C++ does wasm and I’m pretty sure the signal client is already written in C++. It definitely wouldn’t be something that could be pulled off quickly, but the ability to securely run code like this is kind of the whole point of wasm as I understand it, no?

This is a really stupid question but how are these supposed to work? Do you just shove it under your butthole and spray away?

I visited Dubai once and wasn’t sure how to use these lol. One time I tried it and it hydroblasted my asshole. I told one of the other foreigners I was with and they laughed at me because they said that was just to spray down shitstains on the toilet. That happened at the end of my trip and I never got to ask someone who knew wtf they were talking about :(

So now I have no idea wtf they’re for.

I like to wait until it dries to a thin film and then peel it off. Hhnnnnnnnng hits the spot.

Graphene only supports devices for as long as the manufacturer does, maybe slightly longer.

Doesn’t seem like the old CyanogenMod days where you could slap that shit on there forever.

I’m still rocking my 4a5g and honestly its great. Don’t really want to get rid of it tbh but I’ll probably pickup an 8a sometime next year. Don’t really like giving Google money but they make good phones.

Man those things took me years to figure out how to do. It was really hard for me but I finally got it! I have to focus on the image without looking at it directly, and then the image “snaps” into place and I can look at it freely almost. Really bizzare.

What is Molly?

Yeah this is what Bitwarden ended up doing. They didn’t want to be on F-Droid for very similar reasons; eventually they started hosting their own repo and its been gravey ever since. Highly recommend this option.

Not if they used WebAssembly to do all the decryption locally.

I just get stoned. Works every time.

I have to copy ~8 TiB of backup files twice a year.

Spreadsheet, then?

I have a German Shepherd who sheds a lot and my vacuum runs every, single, day.

Being able to offload all that work to a machine is a godsend.

I mean this is what Google does though. Some new exec comes in, rebrands existing tech to solve some problem, support continues for a few tears, rinse and repeat until google decides it isnt worth it and kills the entire platform.

Don’t worry, thats a completely different circle in the Venn diagram of hate.