fuck u/spez

what if you don’t even know what that stuff is or how to use it even if it were available?

what if you like the feature and are okay with just using it while you can?

woah buddy keep that shit pointed forward

(Linus leans back in his chair, a glint of amusement in his eyes, and gestures toward Richard Stallman who is seated across from him. Richard, ever the passionate advocate, is already gesturing with his hands.)

“Well, if you’re talking about the revolution in computing, you can’t forget about this fella right here, Mr. Stallman.”

(He gives Richard a playful nudge.)

“He’s the one who really gave us the framework, the ideals, the whole ‘free software’ movement.”

Richard, his eyes gleaming with conviction, jumps in.

“It’s not just about code, Linus. It’s about freedom, about users having control over their own technology. It’s about sharing, about building on each other’s work, and refusing to be locked in by proprietary systems.” (He leans forward, his voice gaining intensity.)

"We had to fight for that freedom, against the corporations who wanted to control every bit of software, every line of code. But we won, and GNU is proof that free software can not only work but thrive. "

Linus nods in agreement, a hint of respect in his voice.

“He’s right, you know. Without the GNU tools, without Richard’s vision, Linux wouldn’t be what it is today. It wouldn’t be as powerful, as flexible, as truly free.”

(He turns back to you, a mischievous glint in his eyes.)

“But don’t let them fool you, we weren’t always the best of friends. We had our disagreements, our battles over licensing, our philosophical differences. But hey, that’s part of the fun, isn’t it?”

(He grins, leaning back in his chair.)

“In the end, we were all working towards the same goal, a world where software is free for all to use, share, and improve. And that’s a goal worth fighting for, wouldn’t you say?”

a slice a suck I used to say

I used to prostitute myself in class for people’s slices

red hat

tldr it’s all pain and red hat owns your soul.

thank GOD the trump news broke or else this would’ve been major

bro that’s gross

dude wtf I ran into this earlier when I went to go search up tips on how to learn to wipe my own ass for the first time as an adult and couldn’t get any results… what’s the point of a privacy search engine when you can’t even use it when you need privacy?

I’m gonna buy you too windie

C’est exactement de ça que je parle, bordel!!!

KOLANAK!!

alright guys I’ll take one for the team and buy the company

yo mama

KOLANAAAK!

Ah, le pain au chocolat, faut qu’on en parle sérieusement ! Franchement, y’a pas photo : “pain au chocolat”, c’est comme ça qu’il faut l’appeler, point barre. “Chocolatine”, c’est quoi ce délire ? Sérieux, on n’est pas là pour débattre, le nom officiel, c’est “pain au chocolat”. Voilà, c’est dit.

Imagine-toi, tu débarques dans une boulangerie à Paris, et tu demandes une “chocolatine”. Le boulanger te regarde bizarrement, genre t’es tombé de la lune. Alors que si tu demandes un “pain au chocolat”, bim, il te file direct la petite merveille croustillante et chocolatée. C’est clair, net et précis.

En vrai, “chocolatine”, ça fait un peu extraterrestre. On dirait un truc sorti de nulle part. Alors que “pain au chocolat”, ça claque, ça te dit exactement ce que tu vas bouffer : un pain, du chocolat. Simple, basique. Même un gamin de cinq ans comprend.

Et puis, c’est un peu une question de respect. Les boulangers, ils se cassent la tête pour te sortir des pains au chocolat de ouf, bien dorés, bien feuilletés. C’est pas pour que tu viennes gâcher ça avec un mot chelou. On parle de tradition, de savoir-faire, tout ça. Faut pas déconner.

Alors ouais, “chocolatine”, c’est marrant deux secondes, mais ça s’arrête là. Restons sérieux : pain au chocolat forever ! Parce que quand tu croques dans ce truc-là, que le chocolat fond dans ta bouche et que le feuilletage croustille sous tes dents, t’as juste envie de dire : merci la vie, merci la boulangerie française !

Alors voilà, pas de chichi, pas de débat stérile. La seule et unique façon de dire, c’est “pain au chocolat”. Et si quelqu’un te sort encore “chocolatine”, ben tu peux rigoler et lui expliquer gentiment la vraie vie. Allez, bon app’ les amis, et longue vie au pain au chocolat !

can’t use it on iPhone without Apple services as well :(