I thought wifi was on 2.4ghz, and the new ones were on 5ghz?

Wait wait wait wait…you mean somewhere, out there in the world is MMA footage of andrew tate getting his ass handed to him?

Why is this not viral???

April 2024

Who’s the first guy?

are people using their brains or what?

What? No. Seriously, are you new here? And by here I mean Earth.

I see idiots all around me. Everybody only interested in advancing themselves. But if we advanced the group, it would be better for EVERYBODY.

But we as a species are too stupid to build a society that benefits everybody.

So no. No brain use here.

That’s what I’m doing. That and screaming into a pillow most nights.

Well see thats your problem. Ditch cobra and join J.I JOOOOEEEEEE!!!

Then you can be paid under minimum wage to risk your life fighting in unjust wars, only to find your government abandons you and any help you were promised for injuries or complications to your daily lifestyle as a result of your time in the service.

See? 'MURICA!

Needing an ID to go online.

Less income = EA goes out of business.

Who said he’s leaving? He’s been talking this whole time about 2024 being the last election you ever need to vote in.

The closest thing they had to internet explorer dominance is saying that it was manditory to be installed in every OS. The OS had market dominance, and you couldn’t uninstall internet explorer.

But actual usage? Everybody used Netscape.

Unrelated…maybe you should try gaming. I suggest tetris. See, these little blocks fall, and you need to place them in lines, to get them to disappear. But if you can’t, and the block of blocks gets too high, it’s game over.

It’s a pretty good analogy for life. Your responsibilities pile up, and then one day it all gets overwhelming and you lose control of your life.

…please don’t give them ideas.

Yes…no…maybe? I don’t know. Can you repeat the question?

Someone, somewhere, said they don’t like you.

Now CRY!

I last checked in December. At that time Linux had an all time high usage rate of 5.6%. For a platform that’s existed since the early 90s, 5.6% is the highest they’d ever achieved.

So I wouldn’t exactly say microsoft EVER pissed it away. They still have, and always have had, dominant market share of users. And they do so by charging hundreds of dollars as opposed to a free alternative.

“Play this clickbait garbage game, you stupid idiot!”

I can tell you’ve worked in marketing. That would be a GREAT slogan!

I think I found an outdated DOGE theme song…

We live in the dumbest timeline.

Oh good lord, that is terrifying!!! Imagine waking up in bed to seeing THAT!!!