votes for MynameisAllen for president

Now if only we knew their name…

Dumbtv

Uhhh…the coverup worked. I’m 42, and this is the first I’ve ever heard that we nuked Greenland. I feel like that SHOULD be common knowledge, but I’m willing to bet if I ask 100 random people, 0 will think I’m telling the truth if I told them we’ve nuked Greenland before.

I smoked weed when it was illegal. I’ll speak freely when it’s illegal.

And one day I’ll shit on Art Modell’s grave. That’s not really relevant to AI, but I’m still gonna do it.

NEVER!!!

In Iraq we had no goal. Can’t complete an objective when there is no objective. Same with Afghanistan.

Vietnam we lost the objective because literally everyone knew the objective wasn’t obtainable, yet we stayed there.

In Venezuella there’s a clear objective. Steal all the oil. Of all the stupid wars we’ve been involved with, this one is at least honest. We’re here for your oil, and we’ll kill you with the biggest military if you step in our way.

I don’t agree with the objectives. I don’t agree with the war. But I will say this seems pretty easy for us. Fucking over countries long term future, sowing political chaos, and stealing oil are like our cornerstones.

…that’s not much of a declaration. Everybody already knows that.

I DECLARE THE SKY TO BE BLUE!!! AND GRASS TO BE GREEN!!!

I’d imagine the part where he’s a 34x convicted felon.

Is EpicGames involved with Roblox? Because as far as minors go, I hear THAT game is a dumpster fire with zero redeemable qualities.

Ha ha ha. Did they really do another commercial with the same concept, but in court?

I believe you. I just never saw it. That’s wild though…

…yeah. Thats what I said.

When you did this, and your doorbell rang, was it a group of penguins, or japanese businessmen that said “Wii would like to play”?

I’ve told people about Lemmy before. I got the same reaction everytime.

“It looks like it’s just people talking about computers.”

And their interest dies. Which tells me there needs to be more diversity of active communities. No one wants to come to a small platform, create a new dead community, and talk to themself.

I thought him and musk had a falling out?

Soooooooo…no restraint then? I don’t believe people who fuck kids HAVE morality.

How is this meant for THIS sub? I already have this same story in my feed 3 other times. But those 3 other posts are in news related subs. SOME overlap in content is to be expected as some subs content overlap.

But THIS post, shouldn’t be one of them.

BTW this message is not in any way meant to be a pro-ICE defending comment. Fuck ICE. They are criminals. They are American S.S.

The point is there are places we SHOULD discuss this story. Put all your comments in those posts. Not here.

In the early 90s, my grandfather assured me that he fought and killed nazis, so that my generation would never have to deal with them.

He didn’t say he cancelled the nazis. The word he used was “Exterminated”.

Maybe we should all do that again. Exterminate the nazis. Because quite frankly, this government is lousey with them.

Well…here’s the thing. Step 1 of your plan is to install windows 11.

In the words of Manny Calavera:

“I don’t really want to do that…”

Orrrrrrr, what if instead of cramming 4 million people onto the streets of NYC to watch a big ball drop, we instead rent out madison square garden, and have like…500 naked women on the floor, and dozens of other naked women in the stairs of the stands.

Some kind of dance routine, that involves lots of jumping and shaking.

I’d watch that. And I’d be warm.

Thats not what that means.

Also, thats not how that works.