This popular 2019 video talks about a “second person view” car chase in Driver San Fransisco where you control the fleeing car but view the game from a first person perspective of the chasing car: https://youtu.be/mC8QoRa8y_Q

I know that part is, but specifically the front of your tongue tasting sweet is the weird tongue map thing that somehow made it into the education system

I assume you’re joking, but for those who got taught that in school but haven’t thought about it since, that thing is basically bs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_map

Weird kink, but we support you xo

Orgasms for peace

Even the video footage would fit right in as B-roll in an Onion video, completely absurd that the chase lasted an hour like that lol

That video of them interviewing people on the street with it was pretty fun!

https://lemmy.world/post/30798447

Kinda scary that the threadi (??) instance with the (probably) second-highest active users struggled enough to warrant a shutdown :(

This section shall be known and may be cited as the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”

OP has been mislead by Big Ejaculation /s

satire_irl: Trump forgets instructions to not mention Canada again until future governor Poilievre has won election

Apparently media doesn’t know as of yesterday: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mount-fuji-climber-rescued-twice-returned-to-get-phone/

It was not known whether he was able to find his phone in the end, local media reported.

Wow, they literally added more horse armor lol

A more onion-y title would be something like “Conservative commentator quotes Marx, calls for mass protests and strikes”.

The actual title is more just !ironicorsurprisingnews than !nottheonion material imo

Edit: You’ve editorialized the title?

Posts must be:

1. Links to news stories from…
2. …credible sources, with…
3. …their original headlines, that…
4. …would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Unless it was changed post-publication, the original is

Conservative NYT Columnist David Brooks Calls for ‘National Civic Uprising’ to Defeat Trumpism – Complete With ‘Mass Rallies, Strikes’

Imo that’s actually more onion-y than the changed title

FYI: OpenCritic average is moderately lower at (currently) 78/100 (82% recommend) https://opencritic.com/game/18413/tempest-rising

Thanks! I did actually Ctrl+F the first two pages but that post has unfortunately not federated to me so I can’t see it on my instance! The woes of federated social media :(

https://fedia.io/media/76/9c/769c2c9146db022100a057732ac38d2502b3a8edc32068b3ff484e43006bed7b.png

I’ll delete the post to preempt anyone else from getting upset at me despite doing nothing wrong 🫠

After many years of selectively evaluating and purchasing bundles as my main source of new games, I’ve come to wonder if it would’ve been better to just buy the individual games when I wanted to play them at whatever the available price was - the rate at which I get through games is far lower than the rate at which games are available in “good” bundles. In the end I’m not even sure if I’ve saved money (because of how many games have been bought but are as-of-yet unplayed) and it does take more time to evaluate whether something’s a good deal or not.

The upside is way more potential variety of games to pull from in my library, but if I only play at most like 1-2 dozen new games a year then I’m not sure that counts for much 🫠

I do sometimes worry about how posting the joke-y stuff can distract from the important stuff, but I guess there’s also value in being able to have a laugh

https://youtu.be/8ruJBKFrRCk

Weirdly grateful right now that lemmy image embeds don’t work properly on mbin (they fall back to being ordinary URLs) 🫠