The nightmare continues…
Perfect
Don’t we all…
The problem with Tinder is that most women will use it to date wildly out of their league. If you’re in the top 10% of guys (good looks, money, etc.) you can choose between 10 women to go on a date with every single night, so of course there’s no reason for them to ever commit. Meanwhile, all of those women who are dating them are hoping they can get them to commit if they have sex, which of course doesn’t work, because why settle for one dish if you can have a buffet every day?
But after having had a taste of the top shelf, it’s difficult to go back to average, so now these women’s standards are totally overinflated. They think because they’ve slept with a top dog, it must be possible to marry him too, and so they won’t settle for someone in their own league, kinda like once you’ve had a steak at a $100 per plate restaurant, it’s difficult to go back to Outback or Sizzler.
So many of them end up wasting their best years chasing the alphas, and by the time they realize it’s not gonna happen, they’re in their mid-30s, have gained 50 pounds from all the post-breakup ice cream they ate, and all the guys who would have married them in their 20s have either settled for someone else, or developed a massive depression, mental illness, alcoholism, or killed themselves.
What — and I cannot stress this part enough — the FUCK
Here, just for you:
Beats me 🤷🏻♂️
Not me, but someone else already did that
Typical, the wife gets four times of what the husband does
Yeah I honestly think this would probably be pretty good IRL
I might run out of ideas before I make it that far but I still got a few in the pipeline.
That’s okay. I like your take on it.
Yes please.
I did, thank you.
Hahaha, but I didn’t even start this trend, it was this post. I simply jumped on the bandwagon because it was right up my alley…
Aside from the Mac 'n Peas, this is probably the most achievable creation I’ve posted so far. Also, I’d say the odds of it being satisfying are likely pretty high.
I don’t see much cheese on those macaroni but fair enough.
Where cheese
Perhaps that’s what they’re watching