No idea. I just work there. Sometimes the computer goes ding and we call in people to haul off a kid. /s

Seriously though, from the teacher-side it is called Class Policy, but I don’t think that is the system that monitors and flags.

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If he had been using the streams to train new AI bands, then that’s just using resources to develop a product.

There are more people in poverty without a computer than you realize. Now write me a 5 paragraph essay with correct source citation on your smart phone.

Damn right.

Lol, wtf? Read a book.

Have you worked with kids? They’re nice, but they’re not autonomous people.

You’re pretty far off base here.

Our system flags key words for staff intervention. This has provided earlier support for suicidal students and earlier intervention for developing threats.

At the junior high level last year, two potential suicides were flagged by search terms, a kid was caught dispensing fentanyl when a peer searched ‘how much fentanyl to take’, and an early stage threat was detected when was looking up bomb-making instructions.

That’s what I know about from my caseload.

Sir, my god.

And the Hogwart’s after school Fallomancer Club was born.

(I said I was sad, not that I couldn’t still make jokes.)

I’m going to link my ID and look up the most mind blowingly vile, while remaining legal, porn. If they want to talk to me about it, then I am going to make them describe each video before I “remember” what I saw, after which point I will refuse to acknowledge it as porn.

Sure, it’s dumb, but it’s fun dumb.

What is chaser erasure?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To kill Trump.

Am I doing this right?

I work in special education and give you the pass.

It should be up, yeah?

You are wrong. Students develop independent identity at school. Parents are not entitled to every detail of their child’s life.

Nobody disagrees with that. People do disagree with “Israel has the right to conduct genocide against the Palestinians.”

When I thread it between my gleaming moist teeth.