Thurman is short for Turd Ferguson

Something run by Facebook is having issues? What a surprise…

I’m still amazed some people want Threads to show up in the Fediverse 🤢

So even when an incel hits their personal jackpot and gets to bang a Japanese woman they’re still just miserable pricks lol

Guess you can’t blame women or your virginity now Anon lol

He looks like the hippy version of Jelly Roll lol

I think the boomer who wrote this needs to have a nap. They don’t seem to even understand the difference between gen-X millennials and Gen z and is just spouting a bunch of “kids these days” nonsense.

I suspect a lot of people on here don’t like the idea of monetizing Lemmy since that kind of defeats the whole purpose of Lemmy. It sounds more like something people would do on Reddit or Instagram

So… Basically turning your Lemmy account into a half-assed Patreon then? Pass.

Literally no one has ever tried to dispute that Elon Musk is from South Africa lol I think this debate only exists in your head dude

The human race then perishes from starvation shortly after due to no one wanting to eat bland salt free food

“up to 100% effective” just means it’s almost guaranteed not to be 100% effective except by accident in very rare cases lol

I tried it on Bing and this was the best it could come up with lol

We should be so lucky to get 90s Nickelodeon! No, I think the article said it’s going to be mostly original programming so it’s a safe bet whatever it is will be like Hallmark on steroids

Nothing says “family fun” quite so well as content provided by homophobic chicken sandwich dealers.

I always thought he more closely resembled and overcooked hotdog

Wait, you mean he wasn’t going to be the original bass player for Metallica??? Lol

This is a factually accurate meme lol! He ratted out Jesse “The Body” Ventura for trying to start a wrestlers union way back in 1986!

It’s so bad ass he needed an extra hand and several extra fingers just to play it!

I haven’t had a Facebook since like 2017. The only thing from Meta I use is an anonymous Instagram page I use to follow a few different famous people/bands, but I never post anything there. It keeps trying to get me join Threads lol

Now it just needs a nice classic style metal logo at the top so everyone knows who it is!

You should check out the show before this one Dr Katz, Professional Therapist! It’s made by a lot of the same people and has H Jon Benjamin in as far as I know his first voice over role!