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I guess it would depend on how badly I need to use the bathroom… If it’s becoming an emergency situation then I’ll go pretty much anywhere.
Most people get way less picky once they’re legitimately afraid they’ll shit their pants
This looks like it might be kind of fun to actually cook lol it might work better with the baked style Mac n cheese though
Why would he do that to himself when he can just pay someone to do it for him?
And??? And what??? I need closure on this anecdote dammit!!!
People had been complaining about the pens since my first day there lol all the pens I bought were gone after about a month and they all went back to complaining again. I think one of the managers supplied a single 10 pack of pens once the whole time I worked there. I just kept a box of my own in my car for me to use lol
I got a job once at this little video production company, and everyone was always trying to find pens. I’m pretty sure this one smart ass there was stealing them just because he thought it was funny that no one could ever find one…
Anyway, it was probably my second week on the job and I got pissed off because there were like 10 cups that were supposed to have pens in them at all times and I couldn’t find a single one, so I went to the grocery store across the street and bought like 3 boxes of pens and filled all the cups again with the warning that these were my pens that everyone was welcome to use but if they all went missing I would start keeping them locked in my car. Everyone seemed happy to have pens again.
I got hauled into the managers office 2 hours later and questioned as to why I spent my own money on office supplies, why I didn’t just requisition more pens, told never to do that again and handed a check for $11 for “stationary supplies”.
That was the last time I ever bought anything for anybody at work ever again lol
The original Nintendo Entertainment System that I played with from the mid 80s to the early 90s came out almost 41 years ago now sonny 👴
If you go to a foreign country and think every local restaurant is overpriced then the problem may actually be you.
Well, he aced lesson one on how to get a job: don’t masturbate during the interview (unless that’s something you and the interviewer have agreed upon ahead of time for some reason)
He only has two hours after work before he has to go to sleep? That’s like a 70 hour work week!
So now instead of “we have an algorithm to suggest what you might like” it’s turning into “you’ll watch what we tell you and like it, and good luck trying to find anything else”
Translation: “I’m upset that my cult leader was found guilty so I’m going to stand here and throw a sarcastic little crybaby tantrum about it now”
“Hey, is that a moon stick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
Isn’t a cutscene literally the only part of the game where you can’t lose? It’s just a video that plays on it’s own to move the story forward isn’t it?
It was mostly just close up shots of an asshole the size of a three car garage 🤮🤮🤮
Wow, this new version of Thundercats looks intense
I once naively clicked on a suspicious looking link and ended up on a page full of pictures from his OnlyFans account… I still have nightmares about it to this day 😰😰😰
“Gifted Semen Forgers” should be the name of a death metal band
It never actually says he didn’t piss his pants, just that he left the room briefly. It’s a greentext so for all we know he only left the room to get someone to help him change his diaper lol