It doesn’t even have what plants crave your honor!!!

I was disappointed Cheryl Hines said she would divorce him if he joined up with Trump but they’re still together.

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Mostly in this community, because the whole reason it exists is to laugh at shitty greentexts from 4chan. It has not affected my dating life in the slightest, as I don’t talk about this place when I’m not here.

You seem like you must be a real “life of the party” kind of person

Because the post was written by someone who clearly feels that these women owe him their attention.

I assumed it’s a women’s studies class because the kind of male who feels entitled to attention like this would typically think something along the lines of “women’s studies would have the highest ratio of women to men of any other class” and so join said class assuming it would be a good place to get a date.

The tone of the post implies that he is upset after realizing the course would not double as his own personal harem of desperate women fighting each other for his affection.

The reactions of the women he mentioned is why I assumed he probably doesn’t bathe. I’m guessing he showed up in stained sweatpants or something similar as well.

Any other questions?

Seems like an appropriate response to a man who takes a womens studies course to try and pick up women

Especially if he doesn’t bathe

The story gets even more disgusting:

https://deadlinedetroit.com/articles/33083/starkman_michigan-based_meijer_achieves_new_low_in_corporate_inhumanity_with_arrest_of_teen_worker

All the times he talked about how hot he thinks underage girls are probably didn’t help either

According to the article the president offhandedly suggested that a ballroom be built by his company around 15 years ago, and whoever he suggested it to correctly ignored this idiotic idea. So basically he’s going to spend $200 million dollars of tax payer money building a ballroom where one already exists as an act of exceedingly petty revenge because someone hurt his precious delicate feelings over a decade ago.

Seems pretty on brand

I’m wondering what the hell he did at the gym to piss everyone off?

Well yeah, this is basically describing an obcessively jealous girlfriend with a complete lack of self confidence and no life of her own.

I’m sure if the post continued further we’d find that his mommy/child bride/servant is also terrified to ever leave the house without him.

That’s not a greentext lol

Where’s the greentext?

I think this was a gag on The Simpsons at some point

Not if you’re starting to go bald but don’t realize it yet. I learned that one the hard way…

If you’re going to pay $100 for a bowl cut you should at least make sure they have a big enough bowl…

As someone who has done both (occasionally at the same time even), there is a HUGE difference between getting too high and getting too drunk. Getting too high is way safer lol much less likely to get into any real trouble and you’ll for sure remember everything that happened

Apparently he originally just paused during that part of the song lol