That’s not a greentext lol

Where’s the greentext?

I think this was a gag on The Simpsons at some point

Not if you’re starting to go bald but don’t realize it yet. I learned that one the hard way…

If you’re going to pay $100 for a bowl cut you should at least make sure they have a big enough bowl…

As someone who has done both (occasionally at the same time even), there is a HUGE difference between getting too high and getting too drunk. Getting too high is way safer lol much less likely to get into any real trouble and you’ll for sure remember everything that happened

Apparently he originally just paused during that part of the song lol

When I still drank I made a rule for myself that I could only have one beer between bands and then could drink as much as I wanted after the show to avoid getting stupid drunk and having to leave before the band I actually came to see went on lol

It generally worked unless all of the opening bands were just terrible

Quitting drinking altogether ultimately became the best option for everyone involved in my particular case

Is that what causes it? I always thought it was due to a drop in blood pressure or something like that! Who would have guessed a 4chan post would actually result in me learning something new lol

Which one is that? That sounds like an even better idea!

Where’s the greentext?

It’s called “Alarm Clock Xtreme & Timer” but I do use it on android

I had to download an app on my phone where I can set multiple alarms for this exact reason! The first one goes off at 8am, then another one plays every half hour until I get up. It has an “extreme” setting for heavier sleepers where it keeps getting louder until you solve a math equation to turn it off again, but I only use that for special occasions lol

I recommend a full course of chicken tendies and 1000 ccs of Dewey STAT!

Maybe? This came from 4Chan so it’s very possible it could be entirely made up lol

Anon is a Butt Wizard I think is what you meant

This immediately made me think of Gareth trying to flirt by talking about his skill at card games lol

I’ve always thought that porn was good lol I was just making a point about the very silly website they sent me to.

You guys seem to be rather obsessed about it though, which should be a cause for concern.

It’s not good to obsess over anything 😉

So, I went ahead and looked up the founder of your little website there… None of his theories were ever backed up by any legitimate science and according to his bio he refused to allow himself to have an orgasm even when he had sex with his wife lol

If anything the link you shared has convinced me even more that pornography is healthy and perfectly normal when used in moderation.

Gary Wilson was mentally ill and all of his theories seem to be centered around a bizarre delusion he had that men should never experience pleasure