

Got tired of getting penises up, so he switched to getting infection rates up instead.


Got tired of getting penises up, so he switched to getting infection rates up instead.


Sometimes I wish God was real, so we’d get to see him swoop in and smite these fucking hypocrites.


Compost the rich*
I wouldn’t recommend eating them - you’d probably catch something nasty. Grinding them up and feeding them to worms is far more appropriate!


says gaming, religion serve similar life purposes
Glad it’s a Buddhist saying this. My knee-jerk was to compare the benign influence of violent videogames to the radicalizing influence of violent religions.
This may just be my lack of familiarity with Buddhism, but my understanding is they’re generally pretty chill and actually make a positive impact on society. Other religions, not so much.


Is there anything stopping me from uploading an ID for Shrek or something? I foresee an explosion of popularity of fake IDs.


Quietly
The developer made this change from a personal laptop at their local public library.
Shhhhhh.


Ask your doctor if Porkkake is right for you!
Unrelated PSA, be careful not to let your car’s tires near an ignition source or anything flammable that could stick to them, like glass bottles containing gasoline (side note, cloth rags make a terrible cap for those types of bottles - the liquid will wick right through them!). Once a tire starts burning, it’s nearly impossible to put out, and could spread to other tires or areas like the interior.
If your tire does start burning, don’t film it - the battery in your phone could be especially dangerous exposed to high heat. Best if your phone isn’t anywhere near it.
Stay safe folks!