You have activated one of my hyper fixations(people who do hour+ essays on the most useless of shit). If you can handle the occasional 1-3 hours of a monotone voice, Davey is actually a lot of fun.

One of my favorites, his list of war crimes featured in the Pokedex. He’s also done StarCraft stuff(obviously), Balloons Tower Defense, and a few other things. He also doesn’t really post terribly often. It can take months for him to record and edit a project down, and he normally has 2 or more going at once.

Bonus: You’ll get to learn about Bug. Bug is a good boy. We love Bug.

Damn, I just can’t get my limbs to become lava lamps. I’m flapping as hard as I can, they just refuse to become a liquid.

What about the fuse boxes? I see the other fixes, but what about all the goddamn fuse boxes‽

You can do it right this time, please cut out some of that monotony.

Is Gearbox just ultra-sympathetic to their fans(not calling this a bad thing, I genuinely hope they are) or does getting diagnosed with a terminal illness make you go “Y’know what? Fuck it”.

Cause I feel like when I read “terminally ill fan”, it’s either about when Blizzard gave a fuck about their players, or Borderlands.

MechAssault, all the way back on the OG Xbox. I wish I could remember all the names. So many fun times had trying the stupidest things and somehow winning, like two of us in Raptors going on Ýmir and Loki hunting missions.

Looks like they’re at least they’re blaming themselves on this one, from what it sounds like. A lack of marketing, and failure to generate buzz.

I don’t know why, but something about the way it looked made me think of the Swamps of Dagobah.

Though now looking closer, I also get Swamp-Thing vibes, like he’s called them back through The Green.

Damn, the TMNT x Star Wars crossover goes hard.

I haven’t opened a PTCG pack since…

The OG Starter Decks.

Yeah, even if they want to keep it primarily to the collecting, there needs to be more.

I know it’ll never happen, but I remember Konami putting out Yu-Gi-Oh cards with special codes on them to coincide with some of the games. You typed in your code, you unlocked that card in-game. Would be nice if TPC could work out something similar, so your actual efforts could be part of your digital collection.

I’m kinda surprised, actually. I’m enjoying it, so far, but it’s pretty bare bones if you’re not looking to drool over pretty cards. We can’t even trade them yet, at best you have battles or putting them in a display.

You can also just ask one of the bakers if they mind cutting it in half, and using two bags.

Easier to shove it down your pants that way.

That was banned from being made within the city walls from the smell.

I initially misread “garlic” as “garum” and immediately felt bad for the neighbors.

Xenogears deserves the FF7 treatment, damn near. They’d have to straight up recreate the second disc that was absolutely butchered into what we got.

Now, if we can get that rolling, can we also throw Saga into the mix? Please? Fuck, just pretty up the front half in an emulator, but give us the proper ending. 3 totally redone, in it’s original design, and a complete 4th chapter.

Tell these stories right, the way they were meant to be told.

I can kinda see something in it, looking at it in a very abstract way.

The man tried to capture nature, and failed. Capturing the butterfly didn’t make him happy, but being in that pond, being a frog? Happy.

Don’t try to capture nature, but be a part of it.

Also don’t look for meaning in AI artwork, I feel like a burn-out in the back of a college philosophy course.

Only if there’s a 6-hour unskipable praise session towards the Enkindlers.

Have we figured out which of the 5 will make us their bitch yet?

Wasn’t this also in the big FPS Wave of the era? I keep wanting to put it alongside Resistance: Fall of Man, and kinda remember that being the defining trait of most of those titles. Decent, but overall forgettable, experiences.

That somehow culminate in the existence of Haze, and we should be ashamed of ourselves as a species for that.

There is no hell quite like 100/100.

The air is hot water. You are hot water. There is no relief. You don’t even want to breathe.

Humidity sucks.