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I don’t use Fedora, so I believe you.
I don’t use Fedora, so I believe you.
I mean, Ok
Is it because Fedora is usually considered bleeding edge?
What a beautiful thing
When you download something without permission, you’re a criminal
When MicroShit does it, it’s a feature
Wow! Tell me more!
I’ll take “big red flags” for $1000
No dummy it’s alient’s
The look on her face says “ah, shit. Here we go. Just another day with all these fuckin’ tubes”
Forget about Windows
FTFY
No. Not sexy enough.
Excuse me while I light my pitchfork
Have you guys tried secCBSD?
Comrade, please return shed. It is nicest in all of Russia! Babuska keeping of potato in shed, is only way to protect. Also, the dead bodies, but is other story.
All hail Linux, the One True King
Yup, you’re right. I had a bullet for that originally, but changed it.
How this usually goes:
Introduce new controversial feature
Backlash
Postpone deployment
Soften public opinion with marketing, rename product, change minor features, etc
Deploy product regardless
Enshittification complete (Until next time!)
Ok kids, here’s how you shotgun a beer in under 3 seconds
In that case, are you looking for an exciting new career opportunity?
Microsoft Data Theft as a Service