1.5 weeks? There was already some gaudy, not fitting the theme/period skins available in the Vault Edition on launch.

Maybe if it’s the invincible guy, that’s worth it.

Someone must have used “unimaginable” and “AI” in the same slide presenting to the CEO. Understandable misunderstanding.

I can believe QA didn’t find that issue with a 7 month long soak test

Ahh America. Land of the free, home of the Union busting corporations literally making robot scabs

I don’t want to think about it at all

He appears to be wearing a zombie president costume, so it’s a character piece

Neck seems optimistic

You must not have seen Walz playing Crazy Taxi with AOC then! I reckon he has at least dipped a toe in Fortnite.

This quote gives confirmation he is indeed a Project Manager.

Pfft, just give us stats that improve by doing the thing (eg. agility that improves by jumping around and visibly improves jump height every time it increases). I’d rather that nuance over a block of text with a witty name that gives a massive instant boon. Tangibility is right, but the numbers aren’t the boring part.

But just imagine how much more money they would have got out of you if you could also add a couple of extra quarters to change your character’s outfit

I was going to say he’s not going to do great at that, but he does have a bit of a Niko Avocado look about him.

So that’s what toxic masculinity means

If all they ever do is steal random 4chan posts, you’re probably not going to see much else

But they told us we could never forget

Ah, so fat shaming was the positive force for good all along

But it’s probably ok if the two are in a relationship. So maybe the sexual fantasies of their awful parents were legal.

Scent maxxing, just like a cat does to a couch

I heard parrots are the pinnacle of conversation