My kid is 9. He loves street racing games. NFS:Heat is his current favorite, but occasionally he likes to play the “classic” NFS:Most Wanted

I use Infuse for that. Works great.

My kid is getting old enough to enjoy PC gaming and I want build a gaming machine for him. But alas. He will have to just enjoy my aging PS4 instead.

Can’t Kickstarter just find another payment processor?

“It’S nOt a CuLt!!1!”

Be careful indeed!

I have a friend like that. He didn’t vote for Harris because she “has an annoying voice.” When I remark how trump is turning this country into a fascist nightmare, he say “I don’t care about that political shit.” …and then he bitches about how hard is to get an appointment at the VA, how little his tax return is, and how much gas costs suddenly.

Burning River is back, baby!

My aunt and uncle
Double suns
And sippin’ blue milk.

Why do you say “we?” I had no part in this bill, and you probably didn’t either.

I would cross oceans of time for free chips & salsa.

The games are prohibitively expensive.

Even if you calculate hours-of-entertainment-per-dollar-spent, it’s crazy expensive.

I said usually. And all of those complaints were overblown or taken way out of context. Like the cable thing? A cheap-ass charging cable from China catches an iPhone on fire, the headlines would read “iPhone catches on fire.” Any hardware manufacturer would be wise to block unlicensed chargers like that. But consider their hardware releases…

Smartphones prior to the iPhone sucked.

MP3 players prior to the iPod sucked.

Tablets prior to the iPad sucked.

Smart watches prior to the Apple Watch sucked.

Apple usually prefers to do it right rather than do it first.

I think it would still be weird. But then I have a photo of my kid smiling in front of the limo JFK died in (at the Henry Ford museum), so maybe I’m wrong.

I love the game. Just don’t have the time to play it anymore.

Maybe just the “yay” was /s

Grok is spreading misinformation about the Bondi Beach shooting

“Obongocare” also reeks of racism, but that’s a given- it is 4chan after all.

“Pussy throat” is too wordy. I suggest we call it his “thrunt.”