OurTragicUniverse

20’s: “Don’t look up.”

Don’t stab the messenger, I didn’t make the rules.

Why?

Pie is quiche

Bingo!

(Anyone know how long till it kicks in?)

What age group is a 3rd grader? Those are little kids, right? Wtf.

Dare I ask what ‘roastie’ means?

It’s not a real place unless it’s from the Place region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling area.

I’ve seen and heard this repeated so often but I seriously struggle to believe it.

Yeah sure it burns calories warming cold water up inside your body, but when you chug cold water on a hot day you can literally feel it inside you cooling you down.

Drinking hot drinks on a hot day warms you up further because you’re holding a hot cup and sweating and steamy and basically purposefully making yourselt uncomfortable.

(Edited for spelling)

This but also humans are inherently greedy, easy to corrupt, and prone to power hungry authoritarianism, so no system we create to govern ourselves has ever, or will ever, be fair or just.