It’s the “drugs” part, dude.

Look, I smoke weed in an illegal state. I don’t invite my plugs to my house, and I sure as hell don’t agree to split rent with them.

Huh?

That’s always been my policy. I never used apples so I gave a big 'ol shrug if that’s what needed fixing.

Once I get more comfortable with Linux, I’ll be giving the same shrug to windows troubleshooting.

You bartered for drugs and were then surprised that this individual wasn’t completely honest?

Normal straight dude here. I’ve been hit on by a gay guy before. I explained the situation like an adult. All was good, no willies of any kind were had.

They can’t vote in November if they kill themselves.

Obviously I’m joking

The wrestler guy from the Tobey Maguire version of Spiderman?

George Washington bemoaned debt

I usually pronounce ‘x’ as an ‘sh’ like the native Mexican language of Nahuatl.