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[Sarcastic ‘translation’] tl;dr: A lot of people who are relatively well-placed to understand how much technology is involved even in downvoting this post are downvoting this post because they’re afraid of technology!

Just more fad-worshipping foolishness, drooling over a buzzword and upset that others call it what it is. I want it to be over but I’m sure whatever comes next will be just as infuriating. Oh no, now our cursors all have to change according to built-in (to the cursor, somehow, for some reason) software that tracks our sleep patterns! All of our cursors will be obsolete (?!??) unless they can scalably synergize with the business logic core to our something or other 😴

Gross! Couldn’t even let schools decide, somehow it’s important to ban them state-wide? Piss off.

Did startup Flow Computing just make CPUs 100x faster?

No.

Did you enjoy humans spouting bullshit faster than humans can debunk it? Well, brace for impact because here comes machine-generated bullshit! Wooooeee’refucked! 🥳

[Sarcasm] See, they really do care about us! They care so much they’re unhiring everyone whose job it was to pretend they care about us! Twitch is a great company and not an evil ball of shit! I respect Amazon and its owned companies and subsidiaries and whatnot because I know they respect me!

Almost instinctively downvoted after reading what’s gotta be a bot post or a bad joke. Gross.

Thanks!

Thanks for the ideas! May go for Tello soonish.

Oh hey, I heard the funding for that dried up. … Because I went looking for ways to not spend $50/mo for a working phone while I’m sleeping in somebody’s closet and have no income 🙃 Happen to know people who don’t even have the closet, but I’m sure they don’t need phone service either.

[Maximum Sarcasm] I’m sure the money’s going somewhere more important, though.

Hey, how many gig workers are barely scraping by and need programs like this or everybody’s Uber Eats orders are gonna uber eat dirt? Just a thought. Maybe taking a little care of the people at the bottom who prop up everything else is kinda asinine to not do. Grr, I say.

[Very sarcasm] We can just burn more coal or just huck poor people into furnaces or something! Wait no, give them cars! Coal rollin’ cars!!! Why are we even pretending that racing toward extinction isn’t our goal? Embrace doom! Down with humanity! Up with constant fucking around with no regard for costs or consequences!

May I please have some painkillers before being tossed into the furnace, though :-\ Or maybe just like, toss some naproxen in after me I guess?

I feel like I need to get back into Gentoo just to add a lil spice to the horde of Arch users around here :P

Still gonna use Arch on my laptop, bytheway 😅

😞 🧑‍🌾

Bad bot.

But it iiiisssss 😭

(I do actually use Arch, by the way 🤣)

Throwing together a service, telling no one, then promptly cancelling it (often because no one used it) is truly the Googlest thing.

I’m liking these, uhh… “colourful” descriptions.

Well, maybe “liking” is a strong word but they’re amusing 😅

Oh, woe 🙀 It’s bad enough that we’re stuck with me (ba-dum tssh, self-deprecating humour there :D ) but now we’re gonna get even worse critters from Reddit because it’s gonna be ones who stayed with it during the previous exodus. Bleh!

Wow, this is absolutely fucking horrific. I assume they’ve imported everything from Kiwi Farms incarnation too? Bunch of evil fucks.

I’m kinda sick of all’ the evil, actually. I get that it’s very popular but maybe it shouldn’t be? I’ll just live in my own mind until people pull their heads out, I guess 🤷 What could possibly go wrong.

Welcome to Wayland, the Way(land) of the Future! ducks, flees!

But really, welcome to the Wayland club ;P

“We know we’re the baddies. Sit down, shut up, and get back to work!”