If I don’t own it 100% then reimburse me if you disable it.

Yes, just the tech part.

I’m convinced the Amish may have the right idea.

This guy porns :P

Time to move those porn files to an external drive and encrypt.

“I see you are dual booting with Linux? I’ve reformatted that partition for you.”

You will use this thing we’ve pumped billions into!

I have a roomba, it is called “me with a vacuum”

All the robots became self aware and reformatted themselves

It also costs about 10 times as much as gold. Still actually cheaper than Pu-238 though but hard to put a price on Pu since it isn’t for sale.

As an alpha emitter it is as dangerous as Polonium but it doesn’t dissolve in water. It is easily shielded but if it gets in your body it causes lots of damage, similar to Plutonium.

Let cats use them as litter boxes. Cats’ revenge.

First crypto miners came for my video cards, then AI came for my DIMMS…

I’d say most of “askreddit” is buzzfeed staff looking for article material.

Hastening the coming? He needs to reread the bible then.

“But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.” - Matthew 24:36

He missed this commandment: “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image”

Fundamentalism is inherently opposed to scientific discovery and technological creativity.

Discrimination in the name of anti-discrimination

Political commissars will be present at all meetings.

Trump demands a time machine to go back and keep his ancestors from coming over.

For a 75 inch screen I’d have to watch it from my front yard through a window.