It doesn’t even actually learn, though.

Double your pleasure, double your fun

It’s always fun when that happens

https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ

It’s gonna be 9 by next week.

I’m not sure I’ve ever been accused of such a thing before.

I hate you more

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person who likes making weird sounds with their mouth

a few bouillon cubes

saaaaaalty

I hate you

I guess Instant Pot really fucked up by not calling their product “Instapot,” huh?

No, it just means a console that doesn’t support booting directly into a general-purpose OS isn’t a PC.

A clever enough person can get a useable general-purpose OS running on just about any hardware. The entire point is that it’s user-friendly out of the box.

I said “with a few button presses,” not “after hacking it and booting from external media.”

None of those consoles would directly boot into desktop Linux with just a few button presses.

Having more money would let me retire earlier, which would make me happier.

But I’m lucky and already have all my other needs met.

I thought that there was a study that showed limited returns on happiness beyond a certain threshold ($75k at the time, which is now surely well out-of-date).

Huh? This story is literally about the man doing something stupid: leaving in unsecured, loaded firearm where an animal could accidentally trigger it.

I mean, I guess they could be even dumber than that,* but the prior offense should be more than enough to bar them from ever owning a firearm again, right?

… right? …

… What do you mean, they work for ICE now? …

If only there were a good boy with a gun

Well, they are more expensive, and have more expensive options.