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3 months agoIt’s like when you stop hanging out with your girlfriend in hopes she breaks up with you. Technically you didn’t break up with her.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
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9·5 months agoShrek is Mr steal yo bitch
Is this like new poor? But new old?
Now THIS is pod racing.
Let’s hear it.
“Unprecedented” and “Slammed”
I read those two words in any article and I’m immediately second guessing my will to read more.
5·7 months agoThat’s nice. Now leave God of War alone.
Cancer rope-a-doping us with robots and AI.
Kill me snoo snoo bot.
He looks like he lives in a coo coo clock.
It’s the only way I can finish.
They destroyed Fitbit. It was just to kill competitors. I’ve had so many issues with Google hardware it’s insane.