Wait… why can’t we put glue on pizza anymore?

Didn’t realize I was speaking to a god

I don’t know any kindergarteners

I’m glad you’re able to communicate with your peers

You used a lot of words to say absolutely nothing.

Is this his mom now replying to me?

So edgy

Okay buddy. Time to go have your afternoon tea and have a nap.

First of all, unless this dude works at a strip club, I very highly doubt random coworkers are coming up and grabbing his biceps.

I would buy this story more if it was a single female who continued to do this, but this just doesn’t add up.

Secondly, if a woman’s biceps were being grabbed by a man, I’d have no idea what the fuck was going on.

This story is fake as shit and ya’ll are treating it like it’s a case study.

You missed the joke

Yes and we should also require chaperones on dates as well. No sex out of wedlock either.

Dude got his bicep grabbed and went to HR instead of telling the person. This is beyond stupid.

I do the same thing when a girl accidentally steps on my shoe

Careful brother, the internet is fragile when it comes to these type of comments. A lot of people without girlfriends and wives will come out in troves to fight against such displays.

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure

How fucking big did this dudes arms get in one year? I’m calling bullshit.

If this is actually real I would suggest using interpersonal relationship skills and ask these hordes of women to stop touching your biceps yourself. Given that anon is a green texter, he may be lacking in this department.

Average redditor

I’m not in the best of mindsets today so I was perhaps being a bit too harsh on you, please accept my apology.

I can’t even find one truck that does it. This is clearly a photoshop and you’re making this out to be something it’s not.

Feel free to google “Birds Eye view of truck stop” and you’ll see no one has advertising on top of their rig

Ah yes the decals on the top of the rig to advertise to all the helicopters