Me right now whenever I see late night jalapeno Popper Doritos

be me

Time traveler

Go back in time to the 2020s to shitpost about normal day to day things that happen in 2096 to see everyone’s reaction

Chevrolet Caprice? The impala also had a bench seat option in the front to the 90s I think

Some insurance won’t insure on certain vehicles unless people within the household sign an affidavit saying they will not be the ones driving it, usually based on their previous history. Seeing as she didn’t want the cops to know, I’d guess it’s something along those lines.

I can’t tell whether 3 years ago you were pre-potty training but fully literate, or whether you’ve simultaneously learned better emotional regulation and sphincter control in the past few years.

Yorkshire is specifically orange pekoe though!

That’s so good. My cats have similar dynamics. The big one, as we call her (despite weighing about 9 lbs), allows me to clip her nails in exchange for 1 (one) kiss upon her forehead per claw.

The small one (5 lbs) needs treats and breaks but puts up with it and me.

I trim my cat’s nails because they fight sometimes and I don’t want anyone getting hurt. Also because I want them to be able to make biscuits on me if they want to without feeling like I’m getting stabbed.

My problem isn’t that they are long. My problem is they are sharp .

But if you install the app you get a free Bluetooth speaker!!

/Joking. Am I the only one who gets that ad constantly whenever I’m using a device that isn’t running ad blocks?

He never takes her anywhere nice.

Well if you check and they died you can get the body out and then the stall is free again.

Agree on the taking care of the place full time job piece! My partner and I are just starting to think about kids, and are most worried about the extra work in making sure things stay clean enough to be safe.

Granted, I’ve had a whole lot of health issues (just completed surgery 5/5 in the last 5 years) so a lot of home maintenance fell by the wayside. We’re also both full time (42 hours minimum) and on top of that I have at least 4 medical appointments weekly still, so we are just in the process of getting a system going.

Thank you for sharing what works for you!

Are you guys dual income though? How do you have time to keep your home clean? I don’t even have kids but with full time work I struggle.

For the flavour.

It’s robbing people who are unlikely to call the police because of the crime they had just committed.

It seems like it could be a Far Side comic

There’s actually a comment to the effect that they had zero communication with Bethesda, but still wish they had been given earlier notice.

Wise words from Tommy Wiseau.

That’s fair. I don’t know enough about discrimination laws to speak on whether it already is the case (even where I am), but I agree it should be legislated.

It brings to mind parental leave packages and how employers sell themselves on those, when realistically it would make for a healthier society if strong parental leave was the standard as opposed to an exception.