Not even the world’s worst captchca saved them! Maybe if you had to solve one for every letter you type, they wouldn’t have gotten hacked.

It is now

Destroy All Humans so Hitlers species is wiped out.

I’ve known life-long basement dewllers, they could NEVER be caught acting like this.

Yeah, I wouldn’t do that.

It’s the 1% vs the working class, not gender vs gender.

Most people can pull a trigger.

Frozen pizzas exist

It’s a butt.

Lots of guys just do oral if you’re turned off by anal. I get it. I don’t like getting someone’s shit everywhere when I am messing around with a guy. If i do anal with someone i expect shit every time. Lots of towels put down and a mid act shower to clean up and get some rest before round 2.

Straight guys seem to idolize anal, but it’s nothing special when gay dudes are an option for you. In the rare occasion a woman makes the mistake of sleeping with me I’d rather enjoy the fresh spring, not get into her swamp.

I just post my dick pic on GROWLER and the dudes invite themselves over.

Sucks that hetero apps don’t work for the str8s.

Trying to recover what i lost the previous work week and failing (again).

She blew her chance.

Budgeting is easy when your budget is always zero.

I get alot of people thinking I’m someone else.

Maybe we fought and died together in another life stranger, but I don’t know you in this one.

OP would make a great hunter

You hear people who don’t know their neighbors names

Why bother when I have to move every year because my rent goes up every year. How considerate of these neighbors to ensure no low income housing exists around them. Perhaps they aren’t worth knowing after all…

You’re not a burden.

I’m doing my part in dragging down the average, but tech salaries are quite good

Capitalism is not a good stable equitable way to structure our lives… yet it persists.

The inequitable amount of influence the 1% gets from owning the means of production. Given time this will erode whatever wealth distribution scheme you have in place.

See the minimum wage for an example.