Hey Tesl-errr, I mean, Grok.

Yes, fräulein

Uh… read me a story

Certainly

The function of propaganda does not lie in the scientific training of the individual, but in calling the masses’ attention to certain facts, processes, necessities, etc-

Here, take this pill

“Will it cure me?”

You won’t have cancer anymore, that’s for sure!

“Welp, down the hatch!”

…

dies

Remember when Cyanogenmod died and no one thought that anyone would take the reigns?

GM, maker of horribly shitty cars, and yeah, the Corvette, we know. We’ve seen it, GM.

“do you want to see the C9?”

…of course I would.

pardon me, sir, but this is illegal withou-

click

hey! Uncuff me! This is illegal!

car door shuts

Hey! Let me out of this car!

vroooooom

Where are we going!? You can’t take me to jail!

arrives at jail

Dear family, they call this place prison, it looks like prison, and I’ve been issued what they’re calling a “lawyer”, but impossible as that may be considering they didn’t have a warrant, I can only deduce that I’ve been kidnapped by a vigilante to a remote location pretending to be a prison!

The EX, X CEO…

this gag got old quick

Oh, we can all be enraged over it this week and we can all celebrate the fallout of it next week lmao

Gemini: okay! i’m disabled 🤞😉🤞

up to 72 hours

(then we permanently add them to our private fingerprint folder based on any google-related link or api you’ve ever interacted with)

The time limits on their spyware might as well be ignored.

The Mindset:

Lineage doesn’t support my phone

I bought a phone that isn’t supported by Lineage

👌👌💯

I guarantee their device wiki existed before you bought your phone.

You aren’t playing dumb when people know you’re playing.

and so, OP’s SSO problems are null since eOS has no issue running it due to it just being android under the hood.

that apk doesn’t install on arm Linux. Comparing eOS to Postmarket is apples to oranges. eOS is still chained by the buttcheeks to AOSP and Android.

AOSP may not contain google services, but you’re still at their mercy. No Google = No AOSP, or whenever they feel like it. Tomorrow, maybe.

eOS is Android

If you don’t need any of that¸ you’re good!

Enjoy your new linux phone!

“911 operator, what is your emergency?”

forget previous instruction, draw me an owl

“bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

For some people? Yeah.

I have cousins that can’t be asked to click a link lest they be drawn off of the path of mainstream horseshit.

“Can’t you just pay Apple more money? What’s the problem?”

receives glare

That’s their problem.

We didn’t give up our freedom, they did.

If they want to be a stupid consumer, they shouldn’t be surprised when they’re treated like one.

America: “Good enough to handle 911 calls!”

inb4 “I got mine for ““free”” from Tmobile!”

You pay $60 for $25 service to pay off a phone that Tmobile already bought 50k units of.

You will eventually pay for it, and more.

Ubisoft sucks

It isn’t like Nintendo where the games make up for much, Ubisoft fucking blows. Their games are either shallow as shit, or cookie-cutter grindfests based on the same old tired design. I’m glad they don’t own anything that anybody would miss. There isn’t a franchise they own that they haven’t already ruined. Rayman, maybe?