Wolf decries Red Riding Hood for looking too closely at Granny.

This is why Fahrenheit 451 (and not 1984) is my go-to analogy for today’s plight: Bradbury correctly predicted that people would willingly walk themselves into an oppressive technocracy for the sake of entertainment and convenience.

My Apple One account is in serious danger of lapsing, Tim Apple.

What? MySpace never tried to topple a democracy.

And they celebrated at the lemon party.

Are they CarPlay enabled?

Apple Maps had a rough few months at its start, but it’s never let me down since — I’ve used it to drive across country (many times, many directions) and across town. Combined with CarPlay, it’s the only digital screen I’d ever want in my car’s dashboard.

Ads would destroy the only thing I’ve enjoyed about newer cars in decades.

You might have tried, but the company took all its products off the market for the last several weeks in anticipation of this announcement. You could use the trial, but you couldn’t purchase a new license.

ForgeJo has been a joy to use over the past few months for me. No regrets.

I mean, they work exclusively at the command of the most powerful, openly-operating organization of pedophile protectors and human traffickers out there today.

But was anybody who deserves a good night’s sleep affected by this?

Almost four decades here (yes, before the Web), the best I could come up with was “‘Bout to find out.”

He spreads those things around like syphilis, doesn’t he?

So far he (or rather, Stephen Miller, the guy with his hand up the puppet’s ass) said he’s ok with removing speech, assembly, guns and citizenship.

I’m starting to think they’re not really fans of the American way of life after all.

Heh heh. Heh heh.

Holy shit.

I mean, technically The Doctor did marry The Doctor’s Daughter, so…

So they can hide the Epstein Files in his casket?

scaled appropriately

So, like we’d do with a fish?

Trump’s interpretation of America? So just room after room of crusty ketchup, stained undergarments and trafficked children?