Uncle Milton and his cat 5 anaconda …

Endeavour is really good

No dude, this time it was polonium tea.

An engineer should be at the helm. MBAs fuck tech companies up.

Good take

Well, some of us are also clueless when it comes to reading female interest, or were at an earlier point in life

Indeed

The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

Anon is locked into self directed attention showing him his shame when considering that there is a whimsical part of himself known as the chocolate man inside himself. Why this makes him ashamed is not specified. I speculate that there is a belief that if other people knew he would be the subject of ridicule.

Jokes on you Anon! If everyone is a vampire then who’s blood do you suck?

Leaving a plague of abandonment trauma in his wake.

In the main mental health manual called the DSM there is a category of personality disorders, and cluster b is a subset of those disorders containing narcissism, borderline and histrionic personality disorders all of which share in common that they predispose the person who has them to act in “dramatic and erratic” ways.

Internal Family Systems

Anon discovers IFS and turns to the dark side

Why? Seems to work well most of the time for me.

A clsssic!

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

So you found the ent-wives, did you?

You just engaged.

Tolkien’s prose!