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  • All MBAs and CEOs are like puppies chasing their own tails.

    They want the growth because number go up good. They’ll do anything for number go up. And when number go up, they get the good and then they need to focus on next number go up.

    They have no long term plan other than number go up. For the next few quarters, they can slap AI on anything and number go up. What happens if AI takes all the non manual labor jobs? Or if it turns out AI is useless and they wasted billions on snake oil? They don’t know, cause they were thinking about number go up right now, not number go up later.

    Our economy is a farce.


  • Zron@lemmy.worldtoGreentext@sh.itjust.worksAnon is Bri’ish
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    1 month ago

    My favorite to poke at is treating anything with a blade on it like it’s a deadly weapon with no other purpose.

    Can’t have a locking pocket knife.

    There was a group that wanted to ban pointed kitchen knives.

    Had a dude tell me he doesn’t carry an axe or saw when camping because it “might scare passersby”

    Photos of police “hauls” that show screw drivers and hammers as “deadly weapons that don’t belong on the streets”

    So it’s at least 4 jokes.











  • If your want proof that the wealthy live by a different set of laws, look no further than the time Elon Musk, ceo of SpaceX, went on a podcast and smoked weed.

    SpaceX has DOD contracts for launches, and somehow him blatantly violating federal law had no impact on the contracts his company fulfilled for the government.

    Do I think weed should be classified like it is? No.

    Do I think that everyone should be held to the same standard? Yes. And if anyone else had been involved in government projects while going on podcasts and smoking weed, they’d at the very least be fired.








  • Zron@lemmy.worldtoGreentext@sh.itjust.worksAnon is a fighter
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    4 months ago

    Sounds like you need a bigger gun for each hand.

    .500 Smith and Wesson in each hand aught to do it.

    Just make sure you land the first shot center mass, cause by the third you’re gonna be shooting at planes.

    You will no longer have wrists, of course, but that is a small price to pay for victory.