If you keep the weight they’ll be double right. If you lose the weight they’ll only be half right!

I don’t think the evidence in the tweet supports that position.

telescopes cause planets, and planets cause autism. Got it.

M$ recieves: Root on all your boxxen, all your data, and access to your eyes for ad space.

One of them is a contributor. In general the contributors and the C-suits don’t travel in the same circles. What it really means is that in 30 years Bill Gates has never wanted to meet Linus Torvalds enough to make it happen.

I want to hear the crunch in THX when the leopard clamps down.

I was sync for me, but hell yeah, it’s been a good couple of years.

Absolutely false. Everyone I know with ecc ram would sell their shoes for more if they could.

my favorites from Texas:

Buda -> “byou-duh” (byou as in beautiful) but NEVER “BooDah”. Occasionally you’ll hear “buttah”, but I’m sure those people are trolling

Bourne: Bernie

Bexar: Bear (Should be beHar, as in Harm, just like Texas is actually TeJas like the Ha in Hans of the Ja in Jalapeño)

D’Hanis: DaHennies, like “da pennies”

Weirdly most of the German places names are pronounced correctly, probably because they were founded by Germans who produced their names correctly for long enough that it stuck.

Having seen this movie, I have never and will never drive behind any kind of cylinder hauler, ever.

Do they think the copper is consumed? Like, renewable resources burn copper?!

I had an Irish Catholic nun, with the headdress and nun robes on and everything, tell my class we’d go blind and grow hair on our hands. She was making scarry eyes and jazz hands while she said it. It was a sex ed course and her #1 message to all of us jr high boys was wearing deodorant and scrub your ass in the shower. In retrospect, I think she said that in such a cartoonish manner because she knew it was ridiculous, and really she just didn’t want to gag from the stench after phys ed.

That same nun told me her favorite band was "those good Irish boys with the rap music, I just wish they’d pick a more respectful name than ‘beasty boys’ "

We were all sneaking looks at each other’s hands for at least a month after that though.

No thank you, I’ll take a drone cab over this any day.

I don’t know what you said, but I like the way you said it.

The CT has four-wheel steering, so yeah, it’s actually more complicated than a regular truck in that regard. I remember reading something about the mechanisms to make that possible taking up a shitload of room.

pretty much. I believe all the cars use the same motor except for the plaid versions (or maybe just the S plaid?) that has a different motor that’s designed to hit higher rpm’s

I believe the three motor versions is to add extra power under load to the rear wheels. (A weight/power/range compromise between the 4 and 2 motor versions).

The motors are essentially in line with the wheels (they have gearing but it’s minimal and internal to the motor housing, not attached like an automatic transmission would be, if that makes sense.)

The “three motor” design is just the single motor design up front and the dual motor design in the back.

I’m not sure if they ever actually released the single motor version though.