And exude is not the word they wanted there - most likely it should have been exert
Fuck you, thank you
I was already convinced, you don’t have to keep selling me
On the third, radioactive hand, there are 15000 ways to not be a suicidal neet that don’t involve being a shill for the orphan (and adult) crushing machine
Like the feds would care about raiding the house because it was actually his parents’ lmao
Dethreaderate
This is a masterpiece
I’d never seen sensibility used in that way - had to look it up. You’re showing me all kinds of new things today!!
These are all incredible. This is my type of art.
There are better ways to manage your anxiety than with nicotine. You’re anxious about your parents finding out because you know they’ll be upset, and they’ll be upset because of the negative impact you’re having on yourself by vaping. Maybe you should consider why they would feel that way.
No, you’re conflating two different concepts that share the term. Alcohol directly causes central nervous system depression, which is distinct from depressive disorder (aka depression) - the neurological condition. Regular alcohol use/abuse can lead to depressive disorder, but in an indirect way. CNS depressants (alcohol) actually increase GABA neurotransmitter activity, which slows brain activity. This effect on your nervous system has no known direct link to depressive disorder.
Yes everyone, you’re very clever. This is not a real story. But it’s very in-theme for the community and is pretty entertaining so
Ok well…I sustained an injury to the tip of my dick and it turns out that’s a location that rubs on the material of your boxers or pants all the time. So I was in pretty constant discomfort. Decided to try a bandaid, and of course the standard ones really don’t sit all that flush and they would just snag and pull off inside my underwear. Then I tried one of those waterproof ones and it conformed to the shape perfectly. “Don’t worry, you won’t forget about something attached to the tip of your penis,” I told myself. But damn if those things don’t sit so comfortably you completely forget they’re there. And by god let me tell you, the absolute shock, fear, and confusion a man can feel when he’s dick in hand, has relaxed all his bladder muscles, and fully expects to start peeing, only for some phantom-handed chokehold to hold it all back a half second after release…well it’s not something you’re likely to forget.
Spoken like someone who’s never tried to pee and been blocked by a bandaid before
Just going to leave this link here for anyone coming into this thread looking for answers:
They’ll last through showers and they’re strong enough to hold your pee in. Don’t ask me how I know.
Woof bro, there’s still time to delete this cringey shit
Sometimes I like a little irreverence in my journalism instead of the constant stream of death and suffering
Wow, and here I was thinking I’d never have a relevant place to link this video: Don’t Jerk Off To This
Did you instruct it to give that 1000-yard stare or does it just naturally associate that with what it’s wrought here