This is the kind of reasoned response i am on lemmy for. I was firmly in OPs camp and almost didn’t read your reply. I read it and you convinced me.

Great point about total sales volume!

1000% percent. If they can’t even figure out how dates work in COBOL we are getting a vibe coded SSA. Let’s hope they trained LLMs on COBOL or we are cooked.

To your point at my last company party i got drunk and kept complimenting people by calling them human.