board room filled with parasites

“Ssssss, the humanssss are coming for our jobssssss!”

HAK THE GIBON!

This is the third time this week, that little cereal offender!

Ken Burns switch to black & white then slowly zoom in

"But Kermit would leave the cast of Sesame Street shortly afterwards and enter what are now known as The Tortured Years.

While he did star in a number of high profile movies in the late 1970s and 1980s, behind the scenes he was suffering according to his closest friends."

cut to Sweetums sitting in a director’s chair and recalling heavy drug use

A lot less punishing, a lot more pitying.

I’ll bet there’s a lot of potential with Kellogg’s vs General Mills prompts.

I can hear it.

“Mooon Prismmm POWEEEEER!!!”

I think I read that fanfic.

As a teacher, I’ve come to the realization that almost everyone wasn’t hugged enough as a kid.

It breaks my heart every time I realize I’m the first person in a kid’s life that believed in them or told them that they were smart.

Weighted blankets are used for a number of health reasons.

People who have a lot of stress or struggle falling asleep at night benefit from them as well.

Calling the stage units prototypes is being nice. The reality was that at that point the iPhone had barely gotten to a proof of concept stage. Months before this event, the developers were still using a giant desktop tower to simulate the phone’s hardware.

That the photos of the phone were real and not concept art, that the stage units weren’t just unusable rubber dummies was a magic trick itself.

When the developers revealed years later that the iPhone presentation (just the presentation, not even the actual launch) was a make or break moment for the company, they absolutely were not kidding.

And then they went from “should not even be working” test units to fully functional production units in six months!

Whatever your opinion of Jobs or Apple, credit where credit is due.

“If this is your first night at Mozilla.social… you have to fight.”

The Age of Empires sequel I always wanted.

“In the name of the crescent moon, I will punish you!”

That’s not what Grandfathered means. Basically, original subscribers are being forced onto a new contract.

If Middle Earth was painted by Thomas Kinkade.

And hints of Batman, too. I dig it.

She looks a lot like Evangeline Lilly.

“Hi ho, Sailor THE Moon here…”

‘Microsoft, the company that allowed the app to bypass its gatekeepers, was surprised by getting caught in the act and now promises to come up with an excuse that shifts the blame away from them as soon as possible.’