Remember the good old days when we got to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich?

has cool stories to tell

Biden has a history of telling crazy stories even before he went senile.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/16/politics/fact-check-biden-amtrak-grandfather-pittsburgh-bridge-debt/index.html

Kamala is literally the only person in politics who would be a worse candidate than Joe…

And then spent the next several cycles systematically forcing anyone who supported him out of the party.

Good essay. I don’t know if you remember after Obama won in 2008 a bunch of democratic party apparatchiks came up with this idea of “the coalition of the ascendant” and that they pretty much had the government locked in for a generation, due to support that would never waver for them amongst immigrants, yuppies, tech bros, etc. They didn’t need the working class anymore and the Republicans would be the minority party for many years.

Two years later the democrats were wiped out in the midterms.

Libs in 2016: I love Bernie, it’s just too bad about his age

Libs in 2020: Biden has a stutter. Don’t be ageist.

Libs in 2024: We had no idea!

Clearly they should have pumped him full of unicorn blood and stem cells.

When the character that’s “driving” keeps moving the wheel back and forth just a tiny bit at a time.

He’s trying to keep the “hands on the wheel” warning from going off.

As a friend once said “benzene is what anti-nuclear people think nuclear waste is.”

The problem with this is that if billionaires just sat on their fortunes like a dragon sitting on treasure it would be much better than the way it is now, where they pump their billions into “nonprofits” that try to manipulate society to make it even better for them and worse for normal people.

Ok but why a raccoon?

Still not as bad as the pink fracking drill bit “for the cure.”

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fracking-for-a-cure/

And before SpaceX the cost to do anything in space was extremely prohibitive.

As opposed to now…

With SpaceX they created re-usable rocket components

Nobody had done that before? Wasn’t the promise that they would do few quick checks, refuel, and send it back up same day?

Before SpaceX the U.S. was reliant on Russia’s soyuz to get us to and from the space station.

Nasa had do use Soyuz because crew dragon was late. SpaceX won the contract then underdelivered a late product. Basically exactly what ULA or Boeing would have done.

Wanna talk about Artemis?