You’re gonna feel real silly when you look around and see the rest of us all squeezing our new refrigerators to keep our groceries cold.

Myopic smoothbrains, all of them.

I’m maximizing my ability to maximize my gains in all areas.

Maxmaxxing, I call it.

It’s a disaster of biblical proportions. Old Testament. Real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… MASS HYSTERIA!

They’re gonna want something in exchange for UBI. Maybe we all have to give blood for their anti-aging research, or sleep in beds that harvest our body heat. Something.

Fortunately they came correct, and every aspect of every input is insanely adjustable.

The left touchpad acts as a D pad on the original, you can just use touch or press till it clicks. Still might be nice to have a better one though.

The only thing stopping me from buying the new Steam Controller is all of the original Steam Controllers I have that are all still working fine.

Just like every other AI application they’ve come up with for end users, I cannot fathom how the AI aspect would be preferable to purpose-made code that does one thing without having to “think” about it.

How does the introduction of an “agent” who “might make mistakes” improve my user experience with… Literally anything?

Same basic technology as Hotdog or Not Hotdog.

Same for text gen “writers” and image gen “artists” and audio gen “musicians.”

It’s a shortcut to creating a product that, in their uninitiated mind, is viable.

Ohhh, okay, he was just drunk and high, well okay then

Made me think of wolves and sheep.

The worm is alive and it craves nasty bushmeat

Some unsuspecting rookie cop, paired up with the seasoned vet 6 days from retirement, is gonna kick through the rotten plywood wall of a shed in the middle of the ozarks, and stumble upon shelves full of jars. His preserved specimens, floating in a yellow green brine, meticulously labelled…

“Whale brain chunks”

“Bear brain chunks”

“Raccoon dick”

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Is this just another vehicle for persecuting rubes?

If by “rubes” you mean any individuals that this administration views as political enemies, then yeah, I think you nailed it.

There’s already a well-documented method to take these out:

List of Starlink and Starshield Launches - Wikipedia

~10,000 Satellites currently orbiting right now, and that’s just Starlink.

Check out the list of launches under “Falcon 9 Launches > Starlink Launches.” It’s every other day now (sometimes consecutive days) that they launch another rocket, and each payload is carrying 20 to 60 satellites.

Diaeresis? Try Pepto Bismol.

Don’t Panic! It’s Just Turbulence looks like my kind of thing. By which I actually mean it looks like a clone of Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes.