Self dining only one year away.

I mean, sue him using his case against advertisers as a basis.

You gotta admit, though, that 11-year-old boy might make a good Secretary of Defense after this one.

It’s not like Hank thought of the hammocks, but you know he took credit for the work it got him.

at this point I’m just proud we did something that doesn’t appear to worsen global warming.

At least nine!

Also there could be a cat in the oven, or in America, a cat with a gun.

This doesn’t make him good, it’s just the point that trump is a bridge too far for him.

Dick’s upvoted for Harambe.

Lumber Liquidator liquidators.

…man, I hope they don’t go under.

Or, just thinking outside the box here… charge cities for actual nighttime.

Of course, he’s not a republican, he’s a conservative.

If it’s the price for Harambe to live, it’s worth it.

States are absolved of patent law, so I keep hoping the west coast will make a compact where each state makes a major drug for their state health care plans and they share across.

They’re on CDs, you just need some gumption

Wait, I only donated ten cents a day to an african child, what the hell, suzanne summers?

Yeah but his car doors go like that, not like this.

Wait, you know Matt?

He just hasn’t found a woman who has what he wants, which is a penis.

Lindsey, just because being in a hotel room with another man feels like a fantasy world, does not mean joy does not exist in the real world.