at this point I’m just proud we did something that doesn’t appear to worsen global warming.

At least nine!

Also there could be a cat in the oven, or in America, a cat with a gun.

This doesn’t make him good, it’s just the point that trump is a bridge too far for him.

Dick’s upvoted for Harambe.

Lumber Liquidator liquidators.

…man, I hope they don’t go under.

Or, just thinking outside the box here… charge cities for actual nighttime.

Of course, he’s not a republican, he’s a conservative.

If it’s the price for Harambe to live, it’s worth it.

States are absolved of patent law, so I keep hoping the west coast will make a compact where each state makes a major drug for their state health care plans and they share across.

They’re on CDs, you just need some gumption

Wait, I only donated ten cents a day to an african child, what the hell, suzanne summers?

Yeah but his car doors go like that, not like this.

Wait, you know Matt?

He just hasn’t found a woman who has what he wants, which is a penis.

Lindsey, just because being in a hotel room with another man feels like a fantasy world, does not mean joy does not exist in the real world.

On Sundays you get your chicken sandwich at Net’f’lix.

…that’s still a lot of tacos.

I feel like you’re trying to get me to snort my vegetables.

Disney using the Lightning Lane to infamy.