No, the DRILL BABY is like Santa Claus for the oil industry. Every year he flies through the world on a magical Halliburton frac truck, delivering new 75-foot yachts to oil executives. He uses his magic DRILL to weaken the spine of legislators in every country.

It’s a rich people holiday, not very well known.

We have to accept that even the most responsible country with nuclear weapons might elect a complete idiot some day. Twice, even.

The real wild card is that non-fission nuclear material fired in rockets and scattered across israel.

“The cat is not allowed to have meth.”

Maybe he thought they meant seasoning, and it was what they put in the drink.

If the fetus is allowed to own a gun, it should count.

“Strap it to my new plane.”

“I love it!” -Frank Dreben

We’re 100% certain there was only one lobotomy?

Are you saying a raccoon from Ohio wouldn’t be expected to have a pipe?

Shut up and go make Dagwood a sandwich, Blondi.

Self dining only one year away.

I mean, sue him using his case against advertisers as a basis.

You gotta admit, though, that 11-year-old boy might make a good Secretary of Defense after this one.

It’s not like Hank thought of the hammocks, but you know he took credit for the work it got him.

at this point I’m just proud we did something that doesn’t appear to worsen global warming.

At least nine!

Also there could be a cat in the oven, or in America, a cat with a gun.

This doesn’t make him good, it’s just the point that trump is a bridge too far for him.

Dick’s upvoted for Harambe.