At least nine!

Also there could be a cat in the oven, or in America, a cat with a gun.

This doesn’t make him good, it’s just the point that trump is a bridge too far for him.

Dick’s upvoted for Harambe.

Lumber Liquidator liquidators.

…man, I hope they don’t go under.

Or, just thinking outside the box here… charge cities for actual nighttime.

Of course, he’s not a republican, he’s a conservative.

If it’s the price for Harambe to live, it’s worth it.

States are absolved of patent law, so I keep hoping the west coast will make a compact where each state makes a major drug for their state health care plans and they share across.

They’re on CDs, you just need some gumption

Wait, I only donated ten cents a day to an african child, what the hell, suzanne summers?

Yeah but his car doors go like that, not like this.

Wait, you know Matt?

He just hasn’t found a woman who has what he wants, which is a penis.

Lindsey, just because being in a hotel room with another man feels like a fantasy world, does not mean joy does not exist in the real world.

On Sundays you get your chicken sandwich at Net’f’lix.

…that’s still a lot of tacos.

I feel like you’re trying to get me to snort my vegetables.

Disney using the Lightning Lane to infamy.

In the 1980’s both sides would have laughed about this. But that was before everyone was slamming each other.