Brem

We know his name, I was just being silly.

I’m old too, no worries.

Martens only get cocky like that when they know a hawk can’t get them.

Lucky for you both, my hawk is fictional. And lvl 5001.

It’s a union thang. His boss diddles kiddies so they all follow the leader.

EVEN NURSE RATCHET!?!?

BUT SHE WAS SO PILL FORCING!!! TOLD THEM TO LIFT THEIR TONGUES AND EVERYTHING!!!

lol Danny and the big guy should’ve left with Jack. At least Danny had a chance to run on that episode of Funny in Sillydelphia.

Woz is an example of how you can’t get billions of dollars without being an absolute completely greedy piece of shit.

If value was based on worth, Musk would be his jester.

Yes.

Doctor Robby/ the head librarian plays Jobs, IIRC

And I vaguely remember Bill Gates stealing the idea for “the mouse” hardware device from a dumpster (which I believe is close to how it really happened)

I remember watching that when it aired on cable TV back in the day, and it was one of those movies where you tried to remember the name for years (pre-imdb) and then you find it again because it somehow became a cult classic (even though I’m pretty sure it never went to print)

Anyway, I do have a copy. Been a while since I watched it, tho

I was also referring to Steve Irwin, but yes; Jobs. Jobs was the face of capitalism whereas Woz was the brains & heart of what could & should’ve been.

Even if we live in the darkest timeline, at least we still have this Steve!

In my Pokèdex voice

“You’d have to create a whole new type, grass is a monocot. Only a few “trees” are Monocotyledons, such as the Date Palm.”

Professor Stump

Hell no it doesn’t, I was simply adding context & by doing so clarifying that the information in the comment was true.

Not just any mosquito, a hero according to many

IIRC it was a surgeon that she had used and recommended to him.

Starbucks!?! We don’t have time for handjobs right now, we have an entire pile of stuff & thangs to save!

Okay, but if it’s not blue… then how are we gonna get all those sweet “90’s style rap-video pics” of ‘Forrest Gump’ riding ‘Jennie’ like a jet-ski on “The Trumpflection Pool: Brought to you by The Four Seasons Dildos”?

She’s been chief of staff this whole term or some replacement (seems to be common in ass-kissing society)? I hear about his entire cabinet on almost a daily basis, surprised to be unfamiliar with this specific Disney Villain.

She seems like the kind of lady who hoards cats but before slumber each night, threatens each individually on the consequences of eating her face.

Bluxie Blimis

Chief of Staff-Infection to Fartmonger of the United States

Bluxie M. Blimis is an American frowning-consultant and “let’s ruin the planet” lobbyist who has as assed the 32nd White House chief of staff since January 32nd 2025. Blimis (also lovinglingly known as “buttkiss” or “blumpkin” orgraduated from the University of Hate, College Park, in 1978 Continued in Wikipedia

Technically, they are right-wing… but after enough drinks they are “FOR SEMPIS” into anal.