Ooh, thanks! I love stuff like this.

Honestly, I had to read this slowly, one word at a time, in case you the put words wrong way around again

Reminds me of when I aliased ‘man’ to ‘rtfm’

GRAND-FAAAAAAAAAATHEEERRRRRRRRRRR!

I read that as monkey laundering

Same happened to me two years ago. I signed up for a 30-day trial with one of those e-fax companies and after the doc was sent I cancelled. To be fair, my work had an account with that service so I already knew about it - but I knew I didn’t want to pay a buck a page just to pay my taxes… Hopefully you don’t need this advice in future but maybe it can come in handy just in case!

It’s because of the crappy colour grading they do to merge shot footage with cgi effects. Jurassic Park holds up because it’s from an era of cinema where they didn’t do that grungy Blue-grey shit.

I was so confused by this as a kid.