I’ll just take 3 depressions, thanks

But how else can we protect democracy?

We’re on the same boat. The meme is very ambiguous, but it roughly means that something happens seemingly without a reason, i.e. the author doesn’t understand why something is the way it is

Just sang all of it in my head

The first ant to see an anteater: "Fuck. Why does it always have to be me?’