Next we’ll hear that Jeffrey Epstein was personally responsible for the Fyre Festival

"I was given that RV honestly!’

Presidents are generally immune from lawsuits because we don’t want them being distracted by them, yet this guy can sue whoever he wants?

NYT times should countersue. Why not? We’ll see if they can use the ancient legal theory of “He started it!”

Doubtful. Embarassment requires feeling shame, and neither the givers nor the recipient of the FIFA “Peace Prize” are capable of that.

Sydney Water’s deepwater ocean outfalls (DOOF) assessment report, dated 30 August 2025, was produced for the New South Wales Environment Protection Authority, which has been investigating the “debris balls” that closed numerous beaches in late 2024 and early 2025.

Seems to me like the head of a global media conglomerate should be more aware of the messages he sends. If he were an employee, this would probably have gotten him fired. But ownership is the best job security, isn’t it?

You can’t tell me what to do

This is, at least, trying to solve an actual problem. It remains to be seen whether the solution is more cost effective (and durable) as bifocals. As a human of a certain age myself, I would welcome being able to see without having to tilt my head awkwardly.

But something tells me this tech is not self-contained, and requires an always-on connection to some cloud resource which is guzzling electricity and water. No thanks! Bifocals are cheaper.

For a C64 emulator, sure, but we can do better now.

Yes, this would be awesome, but for the love of all that is holy can it please not be BASIC?

I sold all of my Apple stock because they wanted to make a phone and I thought that would end poorly, so I should take my profits while I could.

I fully expect her to give him her medallion, and then he will expect people to complement him on “my Nobel Prize, which I earned fair and square, unlike that lying Obama, who rigged the vote to get it”. Anyone who doesn’t acknowledge that he is now a Nobel Prize winner will be sent to CECOT.

She will do this, expecting Trump to endorse her to run Venezuela, but he will deport her instead.

There were an astounding number of immigrant citizens who came here “the right way” (which mostly involves marrying a citizen) and voted for Trump specifically because they see everyone else coming as “criminals”. They got in, and wanted to pull the ladder up from behind them.

I wonder if they realize that ICE doesn’t care about their paperwork, they see some who is on the wrong side of the “Peter Griffin in a Fez” scale and just act. All of their papers, which they spent so long to get “the right way”, will be dismissed as forgeries and they will be expelled to some foreign country just like the “criminals” they thought they were punishing, because ICE doesn’t see the difference.

That guy? He wasn’t even born here. Off to CECOT he goes…

Nethack

Reddit was one of the most human places on the Internet, until King Steven the Turd decided that it’s human interactions were a valuable resource that he could sell.

Now, it’s all just bots talking to bots to learn how to sound human.

Move Zig, for great justice

We’ll all have to go back to having sex with your wife