Hmm. I don’t remember reading about anyone in, say, the Department of Agriculture sending an army of unhinged nazi-wannabes into cities to murder people, kidnap children to traffick for God-knows-what hideous purpose, bash people, mace people, gas people. I mean, I could be wrong. Some folks get pretty serious about soybeans …

But … but literally nobody wants this. Nobody. Even the people who created it went home and gave themselves an uppercut.

So you say! You could be a shill for Big Bean!

The wet is the oil. The dry is the meat.

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RFK Jr-approved!

TIL plants aren’t alive.

She should tell them to butt out.

Or XOFF

Every time I see Heard, all I can think is, “She shits on beds! Who does that?!”

“Think of the people!”

So … he wants blood donated by inbred morons who make stupid decisions heedless of scientific evidence? Hurr! Yeah! Pyurblud! Pyurblud!!!

If she does, can the Nobel Committee rule her prize invalid (and, therefore, Trump’s?)

What are you doing?